Stop & Smell a Robin!
Big News
The Dallas Cowboys have signed receiver and havoc wreaker Terrell Owens. If Jerry Jones continues to make decisions like that, Republicans may want to run him for President.
Marvelous Monday
Spring begins Monday at 1:26 p.m. EST in the Northern Hemisphere; autumn begins in the Southern Hemisphere. Day and night are equal.
Spring Fun-Liners
It’s spring, so I guess the cast of "Desperate Housewives" will be switching to their pastel lingerie.
On March 20 in 1969, John Lennon married Yoko Ono. The wedding photographer recommended a heavy-duty veil.
On March 20 in 1964, Barbra Streisand opened in "Funny Girl." She didn’t take the advice of having a nose job -- but if she ever does, Michael Jackson wants the old one.
Love & Learn
Points on Pets - A veterinarian answers readers questions about their pets.
Films in Focus: New Releases - Quick reviews and rating of newly released films: The Libertine, Failure to Launch, Block Party, Eight Below, 16 Blocks, Neil Young: Heart of Gold, Freedomland, others.
Thoughts While Weighing
You know you're getting too fat when the baby is sitting on your lap and you can't find him.
Remember, today is the first day of the rest of your life. This, of course, is only a statistical estimate and the actual first day of the rest of your life is subject to change without notice.
Guests on today's blog receive the exciting new self-help book entitled, How to Control Embarrassing Foot Odor by Stomping Grapefruits.
The Dallas Cowboys have signed receiver and havoc wreaker Terrell Owens. If Jerry Jones continues to make decisions like that, Republicans may want to run him for President.
Marvelous Monday
Spring begins Monday at 1:26 p.m. EST in the Northern Hemisphere; autumn begins in the Southern Hemisphere. Day and night are equal.
Spring Fun-Liners
It’s spring, so I guess the cast of "Desperate Housewives" will be switching to their pastel lingerie.
On March 20 in 1969, John Lennon married Yoko Ono. The wedding photographer recommended a heavy-duty veil.
On March 20 in 1964, Barbra Streisand opened in "Funny Girl." She didn’t take the advice of having a nose job -- but if she ever does, Michael Jackson wants the old one.
Love & Learn
Points on Pets - A veterinarian answers readers questions about their pets.
Films in Focus: New Releases - Quick reviews and rating of newly released films: The Libertine, Failure to Launch, Block Party, Eight Below, 16 Blocks, Neil Young: Heart of Gold, Freedomland, others.
Thoughts While Weighing
You know you're getting too fat when the baby is sitting on your lap and you can't find him.
Remember, today is the first day of the rest of your life. This, of course, is only a statistical estimate and the actual first day of the rest of your life is subject to change without notice.
Guests on today's blog receive the exciting new self-help book entitled, How to Control Embarrassing Foot Odor by Stomping Grapefruits.
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