Tuesday, March 21, 2006

If Mama Ain't Happy...

Big News

A jury found an Army dog handler guilty Tuesday of abusing detainees at Iraq's Abu Ghraib prison by terrifying them with a military dog. The dog howled against his handler in return for a lighter sentence and a couple of doggie treats.

Researchers say they've shown for the first time that treating a mother's depression can help prevent depression and anxiety disorders in her child. In other words, if mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
- Four out of five kids involved in the the study said, "Well, duhhh!"

Wonderful Wednesday

Wednesday is International Goof-Off Day, a day to just goof off, act silly, and try not to accomplish anything worthwhile. In other words, pretend you're a politician.

The British passed the American Stamp Act on March 22 in 1765. This made George Washington so mad he threw his teeth at the governor.

On March 22 in 1990 George-Daddy Bush declared that he was President of the United States and didn’t have to eat broccoli if he didn’t want to. Of course, that’s just a fond memory, now that he’s no longer president — and Barbara makes him eat it.

Congress outlawed polygamy on March 22 in 1882. Hey, that's personal! What a husband and his 37 wives do in the privacy of their own home is nobody's business. Whatever happened to choice in this country?

Love & Learn

Fitness Forum - Teen who once devoted his afternoons to video games, now spends his time in the gym. And he's revamping his diet.

Travel: Every Room in This House Has a View - Tasmania's new Avalon Coastal Retreat is an architectural dream house for vacationers.

An Introduction to ClickBank - For those who "eek out" a living online, Clickbank is one of the core resources used to generate cash flow.

Thoughts While Downloading

Actually, you don't have to read all those software agreements you have to click before installing new computer programs because they're all alike. The company's not responsible for anything and you are responsible for everything.

The good news is I dreamed I was marooned on a desert island with the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. The bad news is they were the 1960 Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.

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