Of Mad Cows & Peeping Toms

Big News

A cow in Alabama has tested positive for mad cow disease. No word yet on when the cow will appear on "Good Morning, America."
- She may want to appear on "The View" first.
- Probably depends on what she's mad about.

Terrific Tuesday

Albert Einstein was born on March 14 in 1879. Too bad he's not around today. With that hair he'd make a great boxing promoter.

On March 14 in 1794 Eli Whitney patented the cotton gin. Thank goodness. Otherwise, we’d all have seeds in our Levis.
- And our Jockey Shorts would be all lumpy.

Love and Learn

Traveling Chefs Can't Stomach Airline Food - So how do professional foodies like chefs cope with the salty, high-fat, calorie-bloated meals and snacks served at 40,000 feet? It never touches their lips.

Today's incredibly intriguing but true accurate correct fact:

Did you know there are 6,500 windows in the Empire State Building, and that's enough to keep a Peeping Tom busy for 18 years?
- And remember to forget where you heard it.

I'm ready to start doing my taxes. Had the priest over last night to bless my calculator.