Who Could Forget Black Friday, 2348 BC?
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Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey are officially separated. Officially, I'm sorry. Unofficially, I don't care.
- Anybody got Jess's number?
Black Friday
The day after Thanksgiving is when Christmas shopping starts getting serious. You can tell at the mall by the guys scalping parking spaces.
You can tell Christmas shopping is kicking into high gear by the number times your kids call you to come watch the commercials during the cartoon shows.
The new toys come with a guarantee -- they're guaranteed to cost more than last year.
Christmas draws ever nearer -- and the ACLU becomes ever nervouser.
Christmas shopping is a great way to help you forget you don't have any money.
Friday is Shopping Reminder Day, sometimes called Black Friday, the traditional beginning of the Christmas shopping season.
Friday is Buy Nothing Day, sponsored by The Media Foundation of Vancouver, British Columbia, who wants a 24-hour moratorium on consumer spending to help get a "runaway consumer culture back onto a sustainable path."
The Great Flood began on Black Friday 2348 B.C. It rained for 40 days and 40 nights until water covered the entire earth. For 100 years a guy named Noah had predicted it would happen, but nobody believed Noah because his forecast was not approved by the National Meteorological Society.
- And even back then, the world preferred to ignore the facts in favor of scientific evidence.
Love & Learn
Losing Weight the Right Way - We are living in a world of dietary confusion, a Land of Oz and make-believe, where facts are hard to find and commercial diets keep us confused and distract us from the truth. Here is a suggestion you just may be ready for.
I love the Christmas season because my kids start treating me so much nicer.
Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey are officially separated. Officially, I'm sorry. Unofficially, I don't care.
- Anybody got Jess's number?
Black Friday
The day after Thanksgiving is when Christmas shopping starts getting serious. You can tell at the mall by the guys scalping parking spaces.
You can tell Christmas shopping is kicking into high gear by the number times your kids call you to come watch the commercials during the cartoon shows.
The new toys come with a guarantee -- they're guaranteed to cost more than last year.
Christmas draws ever nearer -- and the ACLU becomes ever nervouser.
Christmas shopping is a great way to help you forget you don't have any money.
Friday is Shopping Reminder Day, sometimes called Black Friday, the traditional beginning of the Christmas shopping season.
Friday is Buy Nothing Day, sponsored by The Media Foundation of Vancouver, British Columbia, who wants a 24-hour moratorium on consumer spending to help get a "runaway consumer culture back onto a sustainable path."
The Great Flood began on Black Friday 2348 B.C. It rained for 40 days and 40 nights until water covered the entire earth. For 100 years a guy named Noah had predicted it would happen, but nobody believed Noah because his forecast was not approved by the National Meteorological Society.
- And even back then, the world preferred to ignore the facts in favor of scientific evidence.
Love & Learn
Losing Weight the Right Way - We are living in a world of dietary confusion, a Land of Oz and make-believe, where facts are hard to find and commercial diets keep us confused and distract us from the truth. Here is a suggestion you just may be ready for.
I love the Christmas season because my kids start treating me so much nicer.
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