Smokers Need an Oil Change!
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President Bush is still traveling in Asia, but don't worry. He'll be back next week in time to prove with a presidential pardon the White House does not torture turkeys.
Smokeless Thursday
Thursday is The Great American Smokeout. The American Cancer Society encourages smokers to quit for at least 24 hours. Some 51 million Americans still smoke cigarettes, the leading cause of lung cancer.
The Great American Smokeout is the fun day every year when Americans get to hose down anybody they see smoking.
- There's just nothing that encourages smokers to quit more than soggy cigarettes.
People really get nasty with smokers. A lady was puffing away outside Wal-Mart. A guy walked by and said, "You wouldn't smoke like that if you'd change your oil more often."
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Wow!
What a beautiful day in Blogville. If Noah had had a day like this, instead of an ark he would have built a barbecue pit.
Today's horoscope. Aquarius: A relative wielding a knife will want to carve your turkey. Protect your giblets!
You know it's going to be a rough winter when you notice your woolly-bear caterpillar growing pink fibre-glass woolly.
President Bush is still traveling in Asia, but don't worry. He'll be back next week in time to prove with a presidential pardon the White House does not torture turkeys.
Smokeless Thursday
Thursday is The Great American Smokeout. The American Cancer Society encourages smokers to quit for at least 24 hours. Some 51 million Americans still smoke cigarettes, the leading cause of lung cancer.
The Great American Smokeout is the fun day every year when Americans get to hose down anybody they see smoking.
- There's just nothing that encourages smokers to quit more than soggy cigarettes.
People really get nasty with smokers. A lady was puffing away outside Wal-Mart. A guy walked by and said, "You wouldn't smoke like that if you'd change your oil more often."
Love & Learn
Be a Savvy Online Shopper - The Internet can be a shopper's paradise, as long as you know how to shop safely and avoid hidden fees. Here are some tips to make sure your online shopping experience is a positive one.
Wow!
What a beautiful day in Blogville. If Noah had had a day like this, instead of an ark he would have built a barbecue pit.
Today's horoscope. Aquarius: A relative wielding a knife will want to carve your turkey. Protect your giblets!
You know it's going to be a rough winter when you notice your woolly-bear caterpillar growing pink fibre-glass woolly.
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