Walk It Off! Walk It Off!
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General Motors announced Monday it will eliminate 30,000 jobs and close nine North American assembly plants. Apparently, the idea for the 2-cylinder hybrid Hummer didn't fly.
As President Bush pardons the White House turkey, remember in return for the pardon, the turkey agreed not to gobble against Karl Rove.
This year even turkey pardoning is controversial. Reportedly, hawk conservatives want a resolution encouraging turkey neck wringing.
There are four stages in a politician's career: first they are respected .. then elected ... then suspected ... then convicted.
Turkeytastic Tuesday
Tuesday is National Clean the Oven If Your Mother Is Coming For Thanksgiving Day.
This is National Farm-City Week, a time to promote cooperation between agriculture and big business. To mark the occasion, Xerox will announce it has successfully crossed a copy machine with a pig.
- And produced a domestic farm animal that not only eats paper, but can make up to 60 four-color babies a minute.
Tarzan is 117 years old on Tuesday -- even older in ape years.
- Tarzan still swings around the jungle a little -- he has a special motorized vine.
- Jane got him some Depend loin cloths.
- Every week he goes to see Cheetah at the clinic. Cheetah got hooked on banana daiquiris.
- He went really ape.
- You have to hit bottom to check yourself into a banana abuse clinic.
Love & Learn
Busy Love - She sits on a chair built for a 4-year-old and slips Bible markers into place. The Bible cover has a photo of Jesus and the children. She will be ready to play with preschoolers and, while they play, teach them about Jesus. Every Sunday she's ready, though on most Sundays now no children come.
How to Set a Fun and Festive Thanksgiving Table - Don’t take yourself too seriously; this should be fun.
Pilgrim Trivia - Here are some fun Thanksgiving facts about the Mayflower, the Pilgrims, and the Wampanoag Indians.
Thoughts at Half-Time
Coaches always say, "Walk it off, walk it off!" Your head could be twisted around 180 degrees and the coach would still say, "Walk it off! Walk it off!"
Thanksgiving Day football: that's when the defense stuffs the quarterback.
Hair on today's blog was colored with Preferred by Lorilou, the cheap imitation hair color sold at finer wrestling arenas everywhere. Remember, Preferred may cost a little less, but you're worth it.
General Motors announced Monday it will eliminate 30,000 jobs and close nine North American assembly plants. Apparently, the idea for the 2-cylinder hybrid Hummer didn't fly.
As President Bush pardons the White House turkey, remember in return for the pardon, the turkey agreed not to gobble against Karl Rove.
This year even turkey pardoning is controversial. Reportedly, hawk conservatives want a resolution encouraging turkey neck wringing.
There are four stages in a politician's career: first they are respected .. then elected ... then suspected ... then convicted.
Turkeytastic Tuesday
Tuesday is National Clean the Oven If Your Mother Is Coming For Thanksgiving Day.
This is National Farm-City Week, a time to promote cooperation between agriculture and big business. To mark the occasion, Xerox will announce it has successfully crossed a copy machine with a pig.
- And produced a domestic farm animal that not only eats paper, but can make up to 60 four-color babies a minute.
Tarzan is 117 years old on Tuesday -- even older in ape years.
- Tarzan still swings around the jungle a little -- he has a special motorized vine.
- Jane got him some Depend loin cloths.
- Every week he goes to see Cheetah at the clinic. Cheetah got hooked on banana daiquiris.
- He went really ape.
- You have to hit bottom to check yourself into a banana abuse clinic.
Love & Learn
Busy Love - She sits on a chair built for a 4-year-old and slips Bible markers into place. The Bible cover has a photo of Jesus and the children. She will be ready to play with preschoolers and, while they play, teach them about Jesus. Every Sunday she's ready, though on most Sundays now no children come.
How to Set a Fun and Festive Thanksgiving Table - Don’t take yourself too seriously; this should be fun.
Pilgrim Trivia - Here are some fun Thanksgiving facts about the Mayflower, the Pilgrims, and the Wampanoag Indians.
Thoughts at Half-Time
Coaches always say, "Walk it off, walk it off!" Your head could be twisted around 180 degrees and the coach would still say, "Walk it off! Walk it off!"
Thanksgiving Day football: that's when the defense stuffs the quarterback.
Hair on today's blog was colored with Preferred by Lorilou, the cheap imitation hair color sold at finer wrestling arenas everywhere. Remember, Preferred may cost a little less, but you're worth it.
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