Loosen Up, Lighten Up, Chill Up!
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President Bush's #1 political issue right now is the Iraq war. Number two is the dope problem -- what to do with Dick Cheney.
It's a dirty shame the people who really know how to run the country are either still in school, working for the news media, or cutting hair.
"Chicken Little" remained No. 1 at the movie box office again this weekend. Obviously, people don't mind hearing the sky is falling from a cute animated chicken. In a related story, ABC will choose Chicken Little this week to anchor "World News Tonight."
- Chicken Little is smart, unbiased, and he stopped smoking last year.
Kurt Busch has been suspended for the last two races of the NASCAR season after police cited him for reckless driving. Apparently, one entry in every NASCAR race now is an undercover cop with a radar gun.
- NASCAR drivers are already installing Fuzzbusters....
Loosen Up
Monday is Loosen Up, Lighten Up Day, a time to remind everyone of the benefits of joy and laughter (sponsor: Stephanie West Allen of Denver).
Charles Darwin published his Origin of the Species on November 14, 1859, pushing the theory that humans evolved from monkeys. Personally, I can't believe that humans came from monkeys. Politicians maybe, but not humans.
Love & Learn
ESL: Six Easy Steps to Develop Your English Listening Skills - One of the biggest problems an ESL (English as a Second Language) student faces is to develop his or her listening comprehension.
Spare the Child, Ditch the Rod - In a study, 61 percent of the adults condoned spanking as a regular form of punishment. But is it the best way to teach a child to behave?
Odds & Odds
After watching their TV commercials, I now believe that most all personal injury lawyers are shysters beyond a reasonable doubt.
You know you need to sell your golf cart when you can't find your Golf Digest, and it's right under your stomach.
Mouths on today’s blog were washed with Bill O'Reilly Mouthwash, the really big mouthwash for really big mouths.
President Bush's #1 political issue right now is the Iraq war. Number two is the dope problem -- what to do with Dick Cheney.
It's a dirty shame the people who really know how to run the country are either still in school, working for the news media, or cutting hair.
"Chicken Little" remained No. 1 at the movie box office again this weekend. Obviously, people don't mind hearing the sky is falling from a cute animated chicken. In a related story, ABC will choose Chicken Little this week to anchor "World News Tonight."
- Chicken Little is smart, unbiased, and he stopped smoking last year.
Kurt Busch has been suspended for the last two races of the NASCAR season after police cited him for reckless driving. Apparently, one entry in every NASCAR race now is an undercover cop with a radar gun.
- NASCAR drivers are already installing Fuzzbusters....
Loosen Up
Monday is Loosen Up, Lighten Up Day, a time to remind everyone of the benefits of joy and laughter (sponsor: Stephanie West Allen of Denver).
Charles Darwin published his Origin of the Species on November 14, 1859, pushing the theory that humans evolved from monkeys. Personally, I can't believe that humans came from monkeys. Politicians maybe, but not humans.
Love & Learn
ESL: Six Easy Steps to Develop Your English Listening Skills - One of the biggest problems an ESL (English as a Second Language) student faces is to develop his or her listening comprehension.
Spare the Child, Ditch the Rod - In a study, 61 percent of the adults condoned spanking as a regular form of punishment. But is it the best way to teach a child to behave?
Odds & Odds
After watching their TV commercials, I now believe that most all personal injury lawyers are shysters beyond a reasonable doubt.
You know you need to sell your golf cart when you can't find your Golf Digest, and it's right under your stomach.
Mouths on today’s blog were washed with Bill O'Reilly Mouthwash, the really big mouthwash for really big mouths.
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