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President Bush is still trying to convey a tough image. Any day you expect to see him a light beer commercial.
There's a new deodorant called Right-Wing Roll-On. Use it once in the morning and all day long you smell like Tom DeLay.
You have to admire politicians. No matter how much pressure you put on them, they will not abandon their principles and tell the truth.
Harry Potter wove his box office magic this weekend to top the movie charts. "Goblet of Fire" is Harry's first PG-13 film because he's coming of age, has to find a date for the Wizard's Ball, and spend his allowance on booty-shaking lessons.
- Millions of fans flocked to theaters to see if wizards get zits.
Montificent Monday
Monday is Should I Start Thawing the Turkey Day. (USDA hotline 800-535-4555, fsis.usda.gov; Butterball Turkey Talk-Line 800-323-4848, butterball.com).
This is National Family Week, a time for mothers, fathers, children, aunts, uncles, nieces and nephews to get together to exchange germs.
Our Pilgrim Fathers signed the Mayflower Compact on November 21 in 1620. Basically, the Mayflower Compact was a short constitution which made everything in the New World a sin. Except hard work and killing Indians.
On November 21 in 1980, 83-million television viewers tuned in "Dallas" to see who shot J.R. I lost a bet on that one. J.R. was so greedy, I really thought he shot himself to collect the life insurance.
Love & Learn
Frugal and Easy Thanksgiving Recipes - Tasty dishes that are also easy on the budget.
A Thanksgiving Turkey Guide: Serving Size, Thawing, Roasting - Here are three guides to follow to help you achieve your perfect Thanksgiving turkey.
Thoughts While Thawing
Freeway driving is a great sport, but don't we need more referees and penalty boxes?
Thanksgiving is my favorite day of the year. I like a holiday you can smell.
Turkeys on today's blog were stuffed by We Stuff It, the fastest turkey stuffers in town.
- Yes, ladies, if stuffing a turkey makes you want to throw up, this year bring your bird to We Stuff It.
- Just stuff it through our convenient drive-through window and we stuff it while you wait. You don't even have to look.
- Not to be confused with Giblets 'R' Us, where they sometimes forget to wash their hands.
President Bush is still trying to convey a tough image. Any day you expect to see him a light beer commercial.
There's a new deodorant called Right-Wing Roll-On. Use it once in the morning and all day long you smell like Tom DeLay.
You have to admire politicians. No matter how much pressure you put on them, they will not abandon their principles and tell the truth.
Harry Potter wove his box office magic this weekend to top the movie charts. "Goblet of Fire" is Harry's first PG-13 film because he's coming of age, has to find a date for the Wizard's Ball, and spend his allowance on booty-shaking lessons.
- Millions of fans flocked to theaters to see if wizards get zits.
Montificent Monday
Monday is Should I Start Thawing the Turkey Day. (USDA hotline 800-535-4555, fsis.usda.gov; Butterball Turkey Talk-Line 800-323-4848, butterball.com).
This is National Family Week, a time for mothers, fathers, children, aunts, uncles, nieces and nephews to get together to exchange germs.
Our Pilgrim Fathers signed the Mayflower Compact on November 21 in 1620. Basically, the Mayflower Compact was a short constitution which made everything in the New World a sin. Except hard work and killing Indians.
On November 21 in 1980, 83-million television viewers tuned in "Dallas" to see who shot J.R. I lost a bet on that one. J.R. was so greedy, I really thought he shot himself to collect the life insurance.
Love & Learn
Frugal and Easy Thanksgiving Recipes - Tasty dishes that are also easy on the budget.
A Thanksgiving Turkey Guide: Serving Size, Thawing, Roasting - Here are three guides to follow to help you achieve your perfect Thanksgiving turkey.
Thoughts While Thawing
Freeway driving is a great sport, but don't we need more referees and penalty boxes?
Thanksgiving is my favorite day of the year. I like a holiday you can smell.
Turkeys on today's blog were stuffed by We Stuff It, the fastest turkey stuffers in town.
- Yes, ladies, if stuffing a turkey makes you want to throw up, this year bring your bird to We Stuff It.
- Just stuff it through our convenient drive-through window and we stuff it while you wait. You don't even have to look.
- Not to be confused with Giblets 'R' Us, where they sometimes forget to wash their hands.
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