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Presidential candidate John What's His Name -- the guy with the $400 hair -- says there is no war on terror, calling it an ideological doctrine advanced by the Bush administration to cover illegal activities. Which may explain why Americans are more interested in the Rosie O'Donnell - Elizabeth Hasselbeck war.
To make Memorial Day really special, Dick Cheney will fire a 21-shotgun salute at Jimmy Carter.
This just in. The CIA revealed today it has uncovered an al-Qaeda plan to disrupt the Indy 500 by turning loose 500 suicide armadillos on the track.
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Amazing Grace - An amazing story of God's amazing grace by Whitley Phipps, an amazing talent.
DVD Select - Newest, best and worst available on DVD, including Letters from Iwo Jima, Fay Grim, Mistress of Spices, Venus, Apocalypto, The Good German, loads from TV, and much more.
Smoke Gets in Your Mind - Long-term, excessive exposure to secondhand tobacco smoke increases the risk of developing dementia.
Yea, Dallas! - Dallas has the top two schools in America, yet many still believe the city has lousy schools. It seems to be a fad to say so, especially by folks in other cities who don't know.
Fashion Sense Can be Hazardous to Your Health - Being a slave to fashion can be a real pain in the neck. And back. And feet. And skin.
Shallow Thoughts
To make the Indy 500 even more exciting, this year half the cars will race clockwise and the other half counter-clockwise.
The Indy 500 is scary, so many firey crashes. If I was a racecar driver, I'd want my airbag full of water and my shorts full of Solarcaine.
Memorial Day is when we pay tribute to all our military heroes by sleeping late in their honor.
There are so many guns in America, the soldiers marching in Memorial Day parades aren't armed as well as the people watching the parades.
Presidential candidate John What's His Name -- the guy with the $400 hair -- says there is no war on terror, calling it an ideological doctrine advanced by the Bush administration to cover illegal activities. Which may explain why Americans are more interested in the Rosie O'Donnell - Elizabeth Hasselbeck war.
To make Memorial Day really special, Dick Cheney will fire a 21-shotgun salute at Jimmy Carter.
This just in. The CIA revealed today it has uncovered an al-Qaeda plan to disrupt the Indy 500 by turning loose 500 suicide armadillos on the track.
Love & Learn
Amazing Grace - An amazing story of God's amazing grace by Whitley Phipps, an amazing talent.
DVD Select - Newest, best and worst available on DVD, including Letters from Iwo Jima, Fay Grim, Mistress of Spices, Venus, Apocalypto, The Good German, loads from TV, and much more.
Smoke Gets in Your Mind - Long-term, excessive exposure to secondhand tobacco smoke increases the risk of developing dementia.
Yea, Dallas! - Dallas has the top two schools in America, yet many still believe the city has lousy schools. It seems to be a fad to say so, especially by folks in other cities who don't know.
Fashion Sense Can be Hazardous to Your Health - Being a slave to fashion can be a real pain in the neck. And back. And feet. And skin.
Shallow Thoughts
To make the Indy 500 even more exciting, this year half the cars will race clockwise and the other half counter-clockwise.
The Indy 500 is scary, so many firey crashes. If I was a racecar driver, I'd want my airbag full of water and my shorts full of Solarcaine.
Memorial Day is when we pay tribute to all our military heroes by sleeping late in their honor.
There are so many guns in America, the soldiers marching in Memorial Day parades aren't armed as well as the people watching the parades.
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