Of Grouches & Nematodes
Big News
Since the U.S. Senate won't confirm his nomination, UN Ambassador John Bolton has resigned. Democrats say it's Bolton's fault for being such a grouch and refusing to shave off that goofy looking moustache.
- Nobody's going to take Ambassador Groucho seriously.
CBS says David Letterman will stay on the late-night airwaves until 2010. Dave said his Mom okayed the deal.
- If Dave gets tired, he can always let Paul Shaffer and the band play longer than 15 seconds.
Love & Learn
Today's Lifestyle - A little planning relieves stress of holiday guests.
TV Closeup - John Goodman plays a disillusioned Santa Claus in a remake of the 1974 holiday favorite “The Year Without a Santa Claus.”
Video Game Reviews - "ATV Offroad Fury 4" shows franchise is still on track, and seasoned fans will be pleased with "Avatar: The Last Airbender."
'Tween 12 and 20 - Even a few beers every day is a problem .. Skip the fries but don't skip breakfast .. You've got to ask first to get a date .. Even smoking cornsilk is unwise .. Peer pressure is powerful .. Time to make new friends .. Adoption a viable option .. Swearing is not a phase ..
Film Closeup - Jack Black and his band Tenacious D once had a short-lived HBO television series. Now they have a wild new movie, “Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny.”
Points on Pets - Warm weather influences cat reproduction.
Today's Lifestyle - 12 days of Christmas hardly enough for stepfamilies.
Blog Bulletin Board:
Tonight at 7:00 the Dallas Garden Club will feature lawn & garden comedian Casey Compost, who will present his informative and quite humorous talk on nematodes.
- Since refreshments will be served, Casey has promised not to do his grubworm jokes.
Shallow Thoughts
I thought I saw Santa Claus. But it was just Rush Limbaugh in his red underwear -- running from a bunch of feminists.
Santa know who's been naughty. He reads the tabloids.
I was an obscene baby. I was born naked and my mother never forgave me.
Since the U.S. Senate won't confirm his nomination, UN Ambassador John Bolton has resigned. Democrats say it's Bolton's fault for being such a grouch and refusing to shave off that goofy looking moustache.
- Nobody's going to take Ambassador Groucho seriously.
CBS says David Letterman will stay on the late-night airwaves until 2010. Dave said his Mom okayed the deal.
- If Dave gets tired, he can always let Paul Shaffer and the band play longer than 15 seconds.
Love & Learn
Today's Lifestyle - A little planning relieves stress of holiday guests.
TV Closeup - John Goodman plays a disillusioned Santa Claus in a remake of the 1974 holiday favorite “The Year Without a Santa Claus.”
Video Game Reviews - "ATV Offroad Fury 4" shows franchise is still on track, and seasoned fans will be pleased with "Avatar: The Last Airbender."
'Tween 12 and 20 - Even a few beers every day is a problem .. Skip the fries but don't skip breakfast .. You've got to ask first to get a date .. Even smoking cornsilk is unwise .. Peer pressure is powerful .. Time to make new friends .. Adoption a viable option .. Swearing is not a phase ..
Film Closeup - Jack Black and his band Tenacious D once had a short-lived HBO television series. Now they have a wild new movie, “Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny.”
Points on Pets - Warm weather influences cat reproduction.
Today's Lifestyle - 12 days of Christmas hardly enough for stepfamilies.
Blog Bulletin Board:
Tonight at 7:00 the Dallas Garden Club will feature lawn & garden comedian Casey Compost, who will present his informative and quite humorous talk on nematodes.
- Since refreshments will be served, Casey has promised not to do his grubworm jokes.
Shallow Thoughts
I thought I saw Santa Claus. But it was just Rush Limbaugh in his red underwear -- running from a bunch of feminists.
Santa know who's been naughty. He reads the tabloids.
I was an obscene baby. I was born naked and my mother never forgave me.
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