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Tom DeLay has announced his resignation from Congress. Democrats think it's all about money. DeLay's an exterminator by trade, and there are more rats in Texas than in Congress.
Wonderful Wednesday
Wednesday is Make Your Children Laugh Day. Do something really goofy they’ll still remember next year.
Wednesday is Tomb Sweeping Day in Taiwan. Or, for the wealthy who can afford tombs with electricity, it's Tomb Vacuuming Day.
- Tomb Sweeping Day in Taiwan is a day to honor ancestors. We don't have a national holiday to honor our ancestors. But so far they've kept quiet about it.
Pocahontas married John Rolphe on April 5 in 1614. Pocahontas was a princess, which meant that on Thanksgiving the while tribe came for dinner. John spent half his life out shooting turkeys.
Retired general Colin Powell was born on April 5 in 1937. The last time Powell used a military weapon was January, when he cleared the snow off his driveway with a flame-thrower.
Love & Learn
WellNews - A quick weekly roundup of the latest wellness, fitness, and medical news.
TV Closeup: Julia Louis-Dreyfus - Louis-Dreyfus plays divorced working mom Christine Campbell in the new sitcom “The New Adventures of Old Christine.” The real-life married mother of two tripped over the pilot script purely by accident.
Grammar Matters - A new grammar puzzler every week. For kids and parents. Check it out.
Today’s Household Hint.
Remember, common baking soda removes pet odors—but not if they’ve been dead too long.
Et al.
Our dog thinks we're his friends. Our cat thinks we're his staff.
I stick my foot in my mouth so often, I'm beginning to develop a taste for Odor Eaters.
Tom DeLay has announced his resignation from Congress. Democrats think it's all about money. DeLay's an exterminator by trade, and there are more rats in Texas than in Congress.
Wonderful Wednesday
Wednesday is Make Your Children Laugh Day. Do something really goofy they’ll still remember next year.
Wednesday is Tomb Sweeping Day in Taiwan. Or, for the wealthy who can afford tombs with electricity, it's Tomb Vacuuming Day.
- Tomb Sweeping Day in Taiwan is a day to honor ancestors. We don't have a national holiday to honor our ancestors. But so far they've kept quiet about it.
Pocahontas married John Rolphe on April 5 in 1614. Pocahontas was a princess, which meant that on Thanksgiving the while tribe came for dinner. John spent half his life out shooting turkeys.
Retired general Colin Powell was born on April 5 in 1937. The last time Powell used a military weapon was January, when he cleared the snow off his driveway with a flame-thrower.
Love & Learn
WellNews - A quick weekly roundup of the latest wellness, fitness, and medical news.
TV Closeup: Julia Louis-Dreyfus - Louis-Dreyfus plays divorced working mom Christine Campbell in the new sitcom “The New Adventures of Old Christine.” The real-life married mother of two tripped over the pilot script purely by accident.
Grammar Matters - A new grammar puzzler every week. For kids and parents. Check it out.
Today’s Household Hint.
Remember, common baking soda removes pet odors—but not if they’ve been dead too long.
Et al.
Our dog thinks we're his friends. Our cat thinks we're his staff.
I stick my foot in my mouth so often, I'm beginning to develop a taste for Odor Eaters.
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