Baseball, Mules, Chinese Truckstops
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Barry Bonds and President Bush highlighted opening day major league baseball games on Monday. Ironic, since the only weapons of mass destruction the Bush administration has come close to were sticking in Barry Bonds butt.
Barry Bonds is making so much money, when he retires they'll hang his uniform in a Swiss bank.
Baseball players have money, women, and a lavish lifestyle. And they got it the old-fashioned way -- not preaching on TV.
Terrific Tuesday
Mule Days are this week in Columbia, Tennessee, the Mule Capital of the World. Highlight is when the Mule Queen, Miss Mule, rides a mule in the big Mule Days Mule Parade. This is a lot of fun because nobody ever enters the Miss Mule Pageant and the winner has to be honored by force.
On April 4 in 1932 Professor C.B. King of Pittsburgh discovered Vitamin C. Vitamin C is ascorbic acid; and if you don't get enough of it, you'll be scorbutic and never be famous for your award-winning mucous membranes.
Love & Learn
Designer Hybrids Are Becoming Hot Dogs - Okay, so you don't want a poodle. But how about a schnoodle, a spoodle or a labradoodle?
Jazzercise Founder Loves Her Job - Jazzercise founder Judy Sheppard Missett is joining the Enterprising Women’s Hall of Fame.
Now, today's on-the-road-again healthy dining tip:
Remember, if you ever eat at a Chinese truck stop, avoid the chicken-flied duck.
Maybe if Adam had taken Eve out to dinner once in a while, she wouldn't have been buying Black Market apples.
Barry Bonds and President Bush highlighted opening day major league baseball games on Monday. Ironic, since the only weapons of mass destruction the Bush administration has come close to were sticking in Barry Bonds butt.
Barry Bonds is making so much money, when he retires they'll hang his uniform in a Swiss bank.
Baseball players have money, women, and a lavish lifestyle. And they got it the old-fashioned way -- not preaching on TV.
Terrific Tuesday
Mule Days are this week in Columbia, Tennessee, the Mule Capital of the World. Highlight is when the Mule Queen, Miss Mule, rides a mule in the big Mule Days Mule Parade. This is a lot of fun because nobody ever enters the Miss Mule Pageant and the winner has to be honored by force.
On April 4 in 1932 Professor C.B. King of Pittsburgh discovered Vitamin C. Vitamin C is ascorbic acid; and if you don't get enough of it, you'll be scorbutic and never be famous for your award-winning mucous membranes.
Love & Learn
Designer Hybrids Are Becoming Hot Dogs - Okay, so you don't want a poodle. But how about a schnoodle, a spoodle or a labradoodle?
Jazzercise Founder Loves Her Job - Jazzercise founder Judy Sheppard Missett is joining the Enterprising Women’s Hall of Fame.
Now, today's on-the-road-again healthy dining tip:
Remember, if you ever eat at a Chinese truck stop, avoid the chicken-flied duck.
Maybe if Adam had taken Eve out to dinner once in a while, she wouldn't have been buying Black Market apples.
posted by Joe Hickman at 1:59 PM
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