Tuesday, March 07, 2006

A Great Day for Men to Shut Up!

Big News

The Bush administration told Iran on Tuesday any enrichment of nuclear fuel on Iranian territory was unacceptable. And if Iran doesn't back off, we're prepared to unleash Condoleezza Rice.
- Hey, that'd scare the enrichment out of me.

The Iditarod continues through Alaska. A musher’s job is one of the hardest in all of sport. Eleven hundred miles of frozen snow, sixteen huskies, and one pooper scooper. (Alan Ray)

Del Monte bought Meow Mix cat food for 75 million dollars. It's okay I suppose, but I hope they don't start featuring dry, crunchy vegetables.

Wonderful Wednesday

Wednesday is International Women's Day, the most widely observed holiday of recent origin, especially in other nations, though it began in the U.S.

International Women's Day, a reminder that women are now a worldwide sex.
- They're everywhere! Even in the U.S. Senate.

International Women's' Day is sponsored by the United Nations as a day to honor women, especially working women. To this end the U.N. passed a resolution declaring that all women are wonderful, regardless of race, religion, national origin, or sex.

According to tradition, Wednesday is the one day each year when skunks mate. They probably can't stand it more than once a year.

Love & Learn

Tween 12 and 20 - Compasssionate daily advice for teens from Dr. Robert Wallace on everything from dating to depression to making smart choices.

Today's incredible truth.

The human body is 95% water. So the fastest way to lose weight is to spring a leak.

Et al.

I was in the army. I fought for the Philistines.

I save time in the morning by eating as I drive to work. The only touchy part is pouring the syrup on the pancakes.

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