An Exciting Foggy Mirror Tip

Does anybody know? Is the Academy Awards show over yet?
- What a show! I woke up 14 times and it was still going. (HaBlog)

Talk about weird. I dreamed June Carter Cash wants to come back and star in the Reese Witherspoon story.
- God's thinking about it

Terrific Tuesday

A wax likeness of singer Elton John was added to Madame Tussaud's Waxworks in London on March 7th in 1976. It was incredible. The likeness of Elton was so life-like, the moment it was unveiled its hair fell out.

Alexander Graham Bell patented the telephone on March 7th in 1876. In those days it was almost impossible to get an appointment at the patent office -- primarily because they didn't have a phone.

Luther Burbank was born on March 7th in 1849 in Lancaster, Massachusetts. Luther was a plant breeder, sort of a match-maker -- a cupid for vegetables.
- He'd arrange a marriage between two really classy prunes and create a new-improved prune.
- Luther improved almost every fruit and vegetable we eat today. So next time after an especially tasty meal, remember Luther Burbank when you burp.

The first corn flakes cereal was served to Dr. John Kellogg's patients at a Battle Creek, Michigan, mental institution on March 7th in 1897. The mental patients loved Kellogg's corn flakes. You might say they were crazy about it.

Love & Learn

Pension Troubles Ahead - Warning flags are everywhere: United Airlines declared bankruptcy and then successfully petitioned the federal government to jettison its pension funds. Corporations like Enron and Adelphia are also dumping their pension plans.

Today's exciting foggy mirror tip.

In a hurry to unfog a steamed up bathroom mirror? Blast it with your blow dryer. It not only works, it makes you feel tough.

Et al.

Is there anything more wonderful than a barbecue? The smell of charcoal ... the sizzling of a steak ... the picturesque way bugs stick to the hot dogs...

Just think, ten years from now they'll be playing rap in elevators.
- Better get in shape to take the stairs.