Created Your Own Playlists Yet?
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AT&T is buying BellSouth for $67 billion in stock So pretty soon all the Baby Bells will be back with Ma Bell like God intended.
- It's a family values thing.
- Alexander Graham is boogying in his grave.
Did you see the Oscars? I watched in my Johnny Cash Man-in-Black outfit -- so I wouldn't be surprised when all the Oscars went to the wrong people.
Marvelous Monday
Cyrano de Bergerac was born on March 6th in 1619. Cyrano had a huge proboscis. And his nose was big, too.
- Cyrano's nose was so long, when he turned his head people had to duck.
This is National Procrastination Week. It’s a time to put things off until you have more time to forget them entirely.
- The Procrastinator's Creed
Guam was discovered on March 6th in 1521. What are the people called who live in Guam? Guamites? Guamians? Guamers?
- Are there bears in Guam? Are they called Guami Bears?
Exercising Your Hippocampus
Online Service Analyzes Traits to Create Your Playlists - If you like Elvis, chances are you also like The Flying Burrito Brothers, The Long Winters and The Glands - though you might not know it.
Today's exciting hammering tip.
Remember, when hammering, prevent the nails from bending by rubbing them with Vaseline. Do it privately, though, since others might not understand.
Et al.
Cook-outs are very popular, and why not? I mean, why slave in a hot kitchen when you can mess up an entire backyard?
It's getting to the point where a guy can't enjoy the simple things in life, like slicing a bagel and watching the butter melt on it, without some idiot behind you honking his horn.
AT&T is buying BellSouth for $67 billion in stock So pretty soon all the Baby Bells will be back with Ma Bell like God intended.
- It's a family values thing.
- Alexander Graham is boogying in his grave.
Did you see the Oscars? I watched in my Johnny Cash Man-in-Black outfit -- so I wouldn't be surprised when all the Oscars went to the wrong people.
Marvelous Monday
Cyrano de Bergerac was born on March 6th in 1619. Cyrano had a huge proboscis. And his nose was big, too.
- Cyrano's nose was so long, when he turned his head people had to duck.
This is National Procrastination Week. It’s a time to put things off until you have more time to forget them entirely.
- The Procrastinator's Creed
Guam was discovered on March 6th in 1521. What are the people called who live in Guam? Guamites? Guamians? Guamers?
- Are there bears in Guam? Are they called Guami Bears?
Exercising Your Hippocampus
Online Service Analyzes Traits to Create Your Playlists - If you like Elvis, chances are you also like The Flying Burrito Brothers, The Long Winters and The Glands - though you might not know it.
Today's exciting hammering tip.
Remember, when hammering, prevent the nails from bending by rubbing them with Vaseline. Do it privately, though, since others might not understand.
Et al.
Cook-outs are very popular, and why not? I mean, why slave in a hot kitchen when you can mess up an entire backyard?
It's getting to the point where a guy can't enjoy the simple things in life, like slicing a bagel and watching the butter melt on it, without some idiot behind you honking his horn.
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