Kick the Tail Off the Donkey
Big News
Reversing decades of U.S. policy, President Bush ushered India into the world's exclusive nuclear club this week with a landmark agreement to share nuclear reactors, fuel and expertise. In return, India promised to operate all American help desks and customer service lines with a Texas accent.
- Best deal we've made lately.
Fabulous Friday
The American Salvation Army was founded on March 3rd in 1880. This army is now our major defense against an attack by winos.
On March 3rd in 1876 Alexander Graham Bell spoke history's first words over a telephone. He said, "Watson, hold on, I've got another call."- Watson said, "Can I call you back? I'm in the shower."
Actor Chuck Norris, TV's "Walker, Texas Ranger," is 66 on Friday. At his birthday party, he'll slice the cake with judo chops and play "Kick the Tail Off the Donkey."
On March 3rd in 1972 the Robin Hood Karate Club in England set a record by chopping a piano to bits with their bare hands in 41 minutes. Then, in keeping with the Robin Hood tradition, they gave it to the poor.
Love & Learn
Relaxing the Mind and Boby at Yoga Class - What you're doing in yoga is getting your mind under control, not easy for many. The reason for the breathing and movement and poses is to calm your mind and to get your mind to listen to your body.
Et al.
What this country really needs is a genetically-altered TV talk show host
Yesterday was okay, but today is rotten. And just think, today is the day yesterday would have been if tomorrow came first.
Reversing decades of U.S. policy, President Bush ushered India into the world's exclusive nuclear club this week with a landmark agreement to share nuclear reactors, fuel and expertise. In return, India promised to operate all American help desks and customer service lines with a Texas accent.
- Best deal we've made lately.
Fabulous Friday
The American Salvation Army was founded on March 3rd in 1880. This army is now our major defense against an attack by winos.
On March 3rd in 1876 Alexander Graham Bell spoke history's first words over a telephone. He said, "Watson, hold on, I've got another call."- Watson said, "Can I call you back? I'm in the shower."
Actor Chuck Norris, TV's "Walker, Texas Ranger," is 66 on Friday. At his birthday party, he'll slice the cake with judo chops and play "Kick the Tail Off the Donkey."
On March 3rd in 1972 the Robin Hood Karate Club in England set a record by chopping a piano to bits with their bare hands in 41 minutes. Then, in keeping with the Robin Hood tradition, they gave it to the poor.
Love & Learn
Relaxing the Mind and Boby at Yoga Class - What you're doing in yoga is getting your mind under control, not easy for many. The reason for the breathing and movement and poses is to calm your mind and to get your mind to listen to your body.
Et al.
What this country really needs is a genetically-altered TV talk show host
Yesterday was okay, but today is rotten. And just think, today is the day yesterday would have been if tomorrow came first.
posted by Joe Hickman at 1:00 PM
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