When Everybody Was Named Pierre

This just in.

A Montana moose today filed a federal anti-discrimination lawsuit, charging he was unlawfully denied permission to join the Elks Club.

Wontastic Wednesday

Love May Make the World Go 'Round, But Laugher Keeps Us from Getting Dizzy Week begins Wednesday.

The Olden Days Carnival is this week in Chicoutimi, Quebec. They'll recreate a world of the past, the good old days when everybody in Quebec was named Pierre.
- Even the women.

On February 8th in 1587 Mary, Queen of Scots, was beheaded -- making it almost impossible to find a crown that fit.

The Sons of Daniel Boone and the Woodcraft Indians gave birth to the Boy Scouts of America on February 8th in 1910. The new group became much more popular than the Boones or the Indians because the Scout uniform had more room for badges than a coonskin cap or a loin cloth.
- Besides, you could really hurt yourself trying to pin a badge on a loin cloth.

Ted Koppel was born on February 8th in 1940. And that was the last day his hair was messed up.

Love & Learn

Romance ... Then & Now - There are many ways to keep romance alive, but the ways have changed.

Thoughts During Commercials

What we need is an award show for celebrities who are not recovering alcoholics.

What this country really needs is a Dirt Devil strong enough to suck up Howard Stern!

Bodies on today's blog were buried by Economy Mortuary, where you always have a choice — Regular or Extra Crispy.