Happy Ground Frog's Day!
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Super Bowl Sunday is when people who know something about football analyze the game, and people who know nothing about it bet on the game.
I predict Pittsburgh will win the Super Bowl. I also predicted Harriet Miers would be the next Supreme Court justice.
A 100-pound woman ate 26 grilled cheese sandwiches in 10 minutes at a New York restaurant, winning the World Grilled Cheese Eating Championship. They didn't say what she had for dessert.
- Probably Chocolate Chip Ex-Lax cookies.
Fantabulous Friday
Friday is "The Day the Music Died," marked by Don McLean in his classic song, "American Pie." On February 3, 1959, singers Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, and J.P. "Big Bopper" Richardson died in a plane crash near Clear Lake, Iowa.
- That was back when rock singers had short hair and wore horned-rim glasses. So they couldn't have had much talent.
- Fifties rockers were so bad, they didn't even have rips in the knees of their jeans.
Winter is half over on Friday. It's a big day back home -- everybody changes their longjohns.
In Japan Friday is Setsubun, a day to chase away devils by throwing beans at them. So what else would you throw at devils -- turnips?
- Maybe if they're fat devils, Ultra Slim-Fast.
Friday is Ground Frog's Day, sponsored by WIVK Radio in Knoxville, Tennessee. If somebody sponsors Ground Dog's Day, the SPCA may start confiscating grinders.
Love & Learn
Childhood Asthma Relief - Here are three steps parents can take to help keep a child with asthma healthy.
Thoughts While Shaving
I'm a little depressed today. Last night somebody stole my Jerry Springer garbage can lid.
Super Bowl Sunday is when people who know something about football analyze the game, and people who know nothing about it bet on the game.
I predict Pittsburgh will win the Super Bowl. I also predicted Harriet Miers would be the next Supreme Court justice.
A 100-pound woman ate 26 grilled cheese sandwiches in 10 minutes at a New York restaurant, winning the World Grilled Cheese Eating Championship. They didn't say what she had for dessert.
- Probably Chocolate Chip Ex-Lax cookies.
Fantabulous Friday
Friday is "The Day the Music Died," marked by Don McLean in his classic song, "American Pie." On February 3, 1959, singers Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, and J.P. "Big Bopper" Richardson died in a plane crash near Clear Lake, Iowa.
- That was back when rock singers had short hair and wore horned-rim glasses. So they couldn't have had much talent.
- Fifties rockers were so bad, they didn't even have rips in the knees of their jeans.
Winter is half over on Friday. It's a big day back home -- everybody changes their longjohns.
In Japan Friday is Setsubun, a day to chase away devils by throwing beans at them. So what else would you throw at devils -- turnips?
- Maybe if they're fat devils, Ultra Slim-Fast.
Friday is Ground Frog's Day, sponsored by WIVK Radio in Knoxville, Tennessee. If somebody sponsors Ground Dog's Day, the SPCA may start confiscating grinders.
Love & Learn
Childhood Asthma Relief - Here are three steps parents can take to help keep a child with asthma healthy.
Thoughts While Shaving
I'm a little depressed today. Last night somebody stole my Jerry Springer garbage can lid.
posted by Joe Hickman at 12:36 PM
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