Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Dr. Truman Martin Was the First!

Big News

Sorry, but I dozed off and missed the State of the Union. I have a feeling others did, too. Maybe we could ask President Bush to do it over -- if you think Al Gore would run again.

Did you see the new Supreme Court? Does anybody know what Ruth Bader Ginsburg was grinning about?

"Brokeback Mountain" got eight Oscar nominations on Tuesday. Personally, I think the horses also should have been nominated for their supporting roles.
- Let's face it, they carried that cast.

Wondiferous Wednesday

Wednesday is Bubble Gum Day. Children at many schools will donate 50 cents or more to a school charity to be allowed to chew bubble gum at school today.

February is American Heart Month, so be sure to eat your oat bran. Or is that for your colon? Sometimes I get my body parts confused.
- I wonder when American Colon Month is.

Lisa Marie Presley is 38 on Wednesday. Let's hope she takes after mom. Otherwise, in a few more years she may outgrow her jumpsuits.

On February 1st in 1898 Dr. Truman Martin of Buffalo bought the first auto insurance policy from Travelers Insurance Company. A week later his new car was side-swiped by a hit-and-run horse with Vermont license plates.
- Since the horse was never caught, nobody knew if it had liability.
- Auto insurance is written under a basic principle: if you have an accident, your premiums go up; if you don't have an accident, your premiums go up.

Love & Learn

A Closer Family - Being part of a healthy, loving family is one of the best gifts we can give our children, and creating it is much easier than most people think. Three easy steps are all it takes to get started.

Today's dental information

Your wisdom teeth are in the back of your mouth and they're hard to knock out, as opposed to the teeth in the front that are easily knocked out -- your hockey teeth.

Thoughts While Flossing

In the contact sport of marriage, you can be penalized for non-clipping -- if you prematurely throw out the coupon section.

This is the time of year for the Grammy Awards and the Mardi Gras. This annual event features weird people in goofy clothes -- and we see the same thing at the Mardi Gras.

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