Stalking Phil & Willie!
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Saddam Hussein boycotted his own trial Wednesday and refused to attend. At the Enron trial in Houston, Ken Lay was trying to hire Saddam's lawyers.
- "For a million shares of Enron stock, tell me, 'How'd he do that?'"
Thrilling Thursday
Thursday is Groundhog Day. Legend says, if the groundhog comes out today and sees his shadow, it means six more weeks of winter. The most famous U.S. groundhog is Punxutawney Phil of Pennsylvania (groundhog.org/history/tradition.shtml).
• Canada’s official winter weather watcher is Wiarton Willie, an albino groundhog in Wiarton, Ontario, where the Willie Festival begins today. Hit songs include "Silly Willie" and "Don’t Touch My Willie."
• Thursday is also Hedgehog Day, the ancient Roman tradition that inspired Groundhog Day in the U.S.
Thursday is Groundhog Day, always on Farrah Fawcett’s birthday. If the goundhog sees Farrah Fawcett’s shadow, he’ll pose nude for Woodchuck Weekly.
Groundhogs never drink water. That's how they can sleep all winter without having to potty.
- Groundhogs wouldn't even get up in the spring if they didn't have a date.
- Groundhogs always have a date in the spring. So if you don't have a date in the spring, you know you're not a groundhog.
If you've never seen a groundhog, just try to imagine Marv Albert's hairpiece with four legs.
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Thoughts While Stalking the Groundhog
Groundhog Day. Why do we name a day after a big, fat ugly rodent with nothing to say when we could name it after Rush Limbaugh?
On Groundhog Day, the groundhog comes out of his hole to check the weather. Not to be confused with Hound Dog Day -- when Elvis returns to Capistrano.
If they don't leave Punxsutawney Phil alone, one of these years he's going to bite somebody -- and then we'll have an epidemic of Mad Groundhog's Disease
Saddam Hussein boycotted his own trial Wednesday and refused to attend. At the Enron trial in Houston, Ken Lay was trying to hire Saddam's lawyers.
- "For a million shares of Enron stock, tell me, 'How'd he do that?'"
Thrilling Thursday
Thursday is Groundhog Day. Legend says, if the groundhog comes out today and sees his shadow, it means six more weeks of winter. The most famous U.S. groundhog is Punxutawney Phil of Pennsylvania (groundhog.org/history/tradition.shtml).
• Canada’s official winter weather watcher is Wiarton Willie, an albino groundhog in Wiarton, Ontario, where the Willie Festival begins today. Hit songs include "Silly Willie" and "Don’t Touch My Willie."
• Thursday is also Hedgehog Day, the ancient Roman tradition that inspired Groundhog Day in the U.S.
Thursday is Groundhog Day, always on Farrah Fawcett’s birthday. If the goundhog sees Farrah Fawcett’s shadow, he’ll pose nude for Woodchuck Weekly.
Groundhogs never drink water. That's how they can sleep all winter without having to potty.
- Groundhogs wouldn't even get up in the spring if they didn't have a date.
- Groundhogs always have a date in the spring. So if you don't have a date in the spring, you know you're not a groundhog.
If you've never seen a groundhog, just try to imagine Marv Albert's hairpiece with four legs.
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Thoughts While Stalking the Groundhog
Groundhog Day. Why do we name a day after a big, fat ugly rodent with nothing to say when we could name it after Rush Limbaugh?
On Groundhog Day, the groundhog comes out of his hole to check the weather. Not to be confused with Hound Dog Day -- when Elvis returns to Capistrano.
If they don't leave Punxsutawney Phil alone, one of these years he's going to bite somebody -- and then we'll have an epidemic of Mad Groundhog's Disease
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