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Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot a fellow hunter during an outing in Texas this weekend. Democrats now think he should go hunting with Justice Antonin Scalia more often. (Jake Novak)
Cheney shot a guy while hunting quail. It's okay, though. It was an accident and a lawyer.
- Oh, and though it was not mentioned in the mainstream press, the quail were unarmed.
Terrific Tuesday
Tuesday is Valentine’s Day and National Have A Heart Day. One promotes romance, the other promotes eating your vegetables.
Valentine's Day is may be named for Bishop Valentine of the 3rd century, the patron saint of lovers. Or, it may be named for Verna Valentine, the wife of Edsel Valentine of the 4th century, who invented closing one's eyes while kissing.
- Which increased passion significantly by helping to eliminate lover laughter.
On this day in 1918 the first Tarzan movie, "Tarzan of the Apes," premiered. In this movie Tarzan sent Jane a valentine that said, "Roses are red, violets are blue; I want to kiss you, and Cheetah does too."
- What else could he do in the jungle? Send her a chocolate covered giraffe?
Valentine's Day is the one day of the year when boyfriends and husbands absolutely positively must be romantic. So, whatever you do, men, don't forget to fake it.
Laugh & Love
Valentine Fun-Liners - A nonsensical look at every lover's favorite day.
Today's mental health tip for people who own a pet seal.
You might want to consider getting rid of your Clapper.
Et al
Remember, folks, today is National Punch A Politician Day, so don't forget to stop by city hall and take a number.
If one more person tells me winter's aren't as cold as they used to be, I'm going to hit him with my heating bill.
Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot a fellow hunter during an outing in Texas this weekend. Democrats now think he should go hunting with Justice Antonin Scalia more often. (Jake Novak)
Cheney shot a guy while hunting quail. It's okay, though. It was an accident and a lawyer.
- Oh, and though it was not mentioned in the mainstream press, the quail were unarmed.
Terrific Tuesday
Tuesday is Valentine’s Day and National Have A Heart Day. One promotes romance, the other promotes eating your vegetables.
Valentine's Day is may be named for Bishop Valentine of the 3rd century, the patron saint of lovers. Or, it may be named for Verna Valentine, the wife of Edsel Valentine of the 4th century, who invented closing one's eyes while kissing.
- Which increased passion significantly by helping to eliminate lover laughter.
On this day in 1918 the first Tarzan movie, "Tarzan of the Apes," premiered. In this movie Tarzan sent Jane a valentine that said, "Roses are red, violets are blue; I want to kiss you, and Cheetah does too."
- What else could he do in the jungle? Send her a chocolate covered giraffe?
Valentine's Day is the one day of the year when boyfriends and husbands absolutely positively must be romantic. So, whatever you do, men, don't forget to fake it.
Laugh & Love
Valentine Fun-Liners - A nonsensical look at every lover's favorite day.
Today's mental health tip for people who own a pet seal.
You might want to consider getting rid of your Clapper.
Et al
Remember, folks, today is National Punch A Politician Day, so don't forget to stop by city hall and take a number.
If one more person tells me winter's aren't as cold as they used to be, I'm going to hit him with my heating bill.
posted by Joe Hickman at 3:04 PM
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