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A major storm slammed the mid-Atlantic and Northeast states on Sunday with a near record 24 inches of snow on New York's Central Park. They knew it was bad when rats started calling 9-1-1.
- By late afternoon FEMA was sending in helicopters to rescue squirrels from the trees.
If I'd known it would be this cold I would have worn my hot water pantyhose.
Magvalous Monday
Monday is National Suck in Your Gut Day. And also Monday is Guys Don't Forget Tomorrow Is Valentine's Day Day.
The first state university in the U.S., the University of North Carolina, opened on February 13 in 1795. Just in time for spring break.
The "Prince Valiant" comic strip debuted on February 13 in 1937. In the comics a character who fights for truth and justice is a fictional hero; whereas in real life, a character who fights for truth and justice is a fictional hero.
Peter Tork is 62 on Monday. He was the least musical of the Monkees. The only way he kept his job was by picking the bugs off the backs of Mickey, Mike, and Davey.
The oldest public school in the U.S., Boston Latin School, was founded on February 13th in 1635. Discipline was easier in those days. You didn't have to worry about kids coming to school carrying a concealed musket.
- The food in the school cafeteria was terrible -- especially the creamed wild turkey on toast.
- But the buffaloburgers weren't half bad.
Love and Learn
Valentine Fun-Liners - A nonsensical look at every lover's favorite day.
Prom and Homecoming Dresses for the 2006 Season - Now is the time to start searching for prom and homecoming dresses. It's nice to allow yourself plenty of time, so you can relax and enjoy checking out all the gorgeous possibilities before you decide which one is going to be absolutely perfect.
Today's horoscope
Taurus: Today you will be unlucky in love and slush. Your galoshes will leak and you'll sneeze in your true love's ear.
Thoughts While Hungry
How can a person be expected to get to work on time when the doughnut shop is always on the other side of the street?
Okay, so has anybody ever seen a fast-food burger that looks as good as the ones in the TV commercials? Obviously, on TV they use professional superburger models.
A major storm slammed the mid-Atlantic and Northeast states on Sunday with a near record 24 inches of snow on New York's Central Park. They knew it was bad when rats started calling 9-1-1.
- By late afternoon FEMA was sending in helicopters to rescue squirrels from the trees.
If I'd known it would be this cold I would have worn my hot water pantyhose.
Magvalous Monday
Monday is National Suck in Your Gut Day. And also Monday is Guys Don't Forget Tomorrow Is Valentine's Day Day.
The first state university in the U.S., the University of North Carolina, opened on February 13 in 1795. Just in time for spring break.
The "Prince Valiant" comic strip debuted on February 13 in 1937. In the comics a character who fights for truth and justice is a fictional hero; whereas in real life, a character who fights for truth and justice is a fictional hero.
Peter Tork is 62 on Monday. He was the least musical of the Monkees. The only way he kept his job was by picking the bugs off the backs of Mickey, Mike, and Davey.
The oldest public school in the U.S., Boston Latin School, was founded on February 13th in 1635. Discipline was easier in those days. You didn't have to worry about kids coming to school carrying a concealed musket.
- The food in the school cafeteria was terrible -- especially the creamed wild turkey on toast.
- But the buffaloburgers weren't half bad.
Love and Learn
Valentine Fun-Liners - A nonsensical look at every lover's favorite day.
Prom and Homecoming Dresses for the 2006 Season - Now is the time to start searching for prom and homecoming dresses. It's nice to allow yourself plenty of time, so you can relax and enjoy checking out all the gorgeous possibilities before you decide which one is going to be absolutely perfect.
Today's horoscope
Taurus: Today you will be unlucky in love and slush. Your galoshes will leak and you'll sneeze in your true love's ear.
Thoughts While Hungry
How can a person be expected to get to work on time when the doughnut shop is always on the other side of the street?
Okay, so has anybody ever seen a fast-food burger that looks as good as the ones in the TV commercials? Obviously, on TV they use professional superburger models.
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