A Gooberdoofus Named Don't
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Tabloid prediction for 2006: Based on faulty intelligence, President Bush will try to divorce Laura to marry Jessica Simpson.- But Laura will stay the course and refuse to leave.
At Christmas, congressmen do their part to bring peace on Earth and goodwill toward men -- they adjourn.
Terriftastic Tuesday
Tuesday is I've Got My Big Fat Guy Pants On Day, a day to wear anything you want as long as it's comfortable and roomy.
Neil Fletcher Sr. died at age 84 on December 20th in 1988. He invented the Texas State Fair's famous "corny dog," a cornmeal-battered, deep-fried weenie-on-a-stick that's so good, it's amazing it's still legal.
The Louisiana Purchase occurred on December 20th in 1803. The U.S. bought a million square miles of the Louisiana Territory from France for $20-million. Oddly enough, after Christmas they tried to return it, but they'd lost the sales slip.
Richard Carlton was born in Minneapolis on December 20th in 1893. Richard gave us Scotch Tape, making it possible for even a total gooberdoofus to wrap Christmas presents.
- And I love stick-on bows. My wife always makes bows by curling ribbon with the scissors. I just know some day I'll open a present and find a finger in it.
Love & Learn
About Fitness and Wellness - The fact is, being fit and being well are totally different conditions. However, both are essential to maintaining your health.
Thoughs While Harking
Until I was ten years old I thought my name was Don't.
First, God created beautiful sunrises, but nobody got up to look at them. So he created babies, telephones, and garbage trucks.
Ornaments for today's blog were supplied by Christmas Carol, the one to see for all the latest in gay apparel.
Tabloid prediction for 2006: Based on faulty intelligence, President Bush will try to divorce Laura to marry Jessica Simpson.- But Laura will stay the course and refuse to leave.
At Christmas, congressmen do their part to bring peace on Earth and goodwill toward men -- they adjourn.
Terriftastic Tuesday
Tuesday is I've Got My Big Fat Guy Pants On Day, a day to wear anything you want as long as it's comfortable and roomy.
Neil Fletcher Sr. died at age 84 on December 20th in 1988. He invented the Texas State Fair's famous "corny dog," a cornmeal-battered, deep-fried weenie-on-a-stick that's so good, it's amazing it's still legal.
The Louisiana Purchase occurred on December 20th in 1803. The U.S. bought a million square miles of the Louisiana Territory from France for $20-million. Oddly enough, after Christmas they tried to return it, but they'd lost the sales slip.
Richard Carlton was born in Minneapolis on December 20th in 1893. Richard gave us Scotch Tape, making it possible for even a total gooberdoofus to wrap Christmas presents.
- And I love stick-on bows. My wife always makes bows by curling ribbon with the scissors. I just know some day I'll open a present and find a finger in it.
Love & Learn
About Fitness and Wellness - The fact is, being fit and being well are totally different conditions. However, both are essential to maintaining your health.
Thoughs While Harking
Until I was ten years old I thought my name was Don't.
First, God created beautiful sunrises, but nobody got up to look at them. So he created babies, telephones, and garbage trucks.
Ornaments for today's blog were supplied by Christmas Carol, the one to see for all the latest in gay apparel.
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