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Big News
The trial of Saddam Hussein was adjourned Wednesday until December 21. That gives the court two weeks to find Saddam some clean underwear.
- They're making a plea for help on www.SaveTheDictator.crap/.
Thrilling Thursday
Actor David Carridine, best known for the TV series "King Fu," was born on December 8th in 1936. David will soon star in a new series where he karate chops politicians who make long-winded speeches. It'll be called "Kung Fooey."
Eli Whitney was born on December 8th in 1765. Eli invented the cotton gin, a machine that separates the cotton seeds from the cotton. If it weren't for Eli Whitney, your Levis would be very lumpy.
Actress Teri Hatcher is 41 on Thursday. Currently a "Desperate Housewife," she played Lois Lane on "Lois & Clark" and wound up marrying Superman. But she says sleeping with Superman wasn't all that great, especially in the winter when his feet of steel got really cold.
Today's Nudist Makeup Trivia Question
How much lipstick does the average lady nudist wear?
- Studies show the average lady nudist wears over twice as much lipstick as the average lady non-nudist. The average lady who wears clothes uses up approximately her height in lipstick every five years, whereas the typical female nudist goes through her height in lipstick in only two years. Obviously, there's big money in selling lipstick to tall women if you can get them to take their clothes off.
Love & Learn
A Christmas Cry - I was worried my kids wouldn’t get to bed on time. But then I felt further and further from “everyday worries." And as I watched them working together to create something beautiful, something else happened. Something wonderful.
Thoughts While Waiting for the Tow Truck
Why is it, no matter how neatly you put away your Christmas lights last year, they come out of the box this year looking like a reggae musician's hairdo?
When a dog looks into the toilet, does he wonder if it's half empty, or half full?
When Michael Jackson gets a new nose, does he put his old nose under his pillow for the nose fairy?
It must be tough being a cannibal. There's no Tupperware big enough for leftover drumsticks.
The trial of Saddam Hussein was adjourned Wednesday until December 21. That gives the court two weeks to find Saddam some clean underwear.
- They're making a plea for help on www.SaveTheDictator.crap/.
Thrilling Thursday
Actor David Carridine, best known for the TV series "King Fu," was born on December 8th in 1936. David will soon star in a new series where he karate chops politicians who make long-winded speeches. It'll be called "Kung Fooey."
Eli Whitney was born on December 8th in 1765. Eli invented the cotton gin, a machine that separates the cotton seeds from the cotton. If it weren't for Eli Whitney, your Levis would be very lumpy.
Actress Teri Hatcher is 41 on Thursday. Currently a "Desperate Housewife," she played Lois Lane on "Lois & Clark" and wound up marrying Superman. But she says sleeping with Superman wasn't all that great, especially in the winter when his feet of steel got really cold.
Today's Nudist Makeup Trivia Question
How much lipstick does the average lady nudist wear?
- Studies show the average lady nudist wears over twice as much lipstick as the average lady non-nudist. The average lady who wears clothes uses up approximately her height in lipstick every five years, whereas the typical female nudist goes through her height in lipstick in only two years. Obviously, there's big money in selling lipstick to tall women if you can get them to take their clothes off.
Love & Learn
A Christmas Cry - I was worried my kids wouldn’t get to bed on time. But then I felt further and further from “everyday worries." And as I watched them working together to create something beautiful, something else happened. Something wonderful.
Thoughts While Waiting for the Tow Truck
Why is it, no matter how neatly you put away your Christmas lights last year, they come out of the box this year looking like a reggae musician's hairdo?
When a dog looks into the toilet, does he wonder if it's half empty, or half full?
When Michael Jackson gets a new nose, does he put his old nose under his pillow for the nose fairy?
It must be tough being a cannibal. There's no Tupperware big enough for leftover drumsticks.
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