Sunday, December 11, 2005

Well, Deck My Hall!

Big News

Voting has begun in hospitals, military camps and even prisons across Iraq, as the nation chooses a new parliament. Prison poll watchers will make sure nobody votes naked.
- And everybody's leash is loose enough to think straight.

At Christmas, Congressmen do their part to bring peace on Earth and goodwill toward men -- they adjourn.

The year is almost over and 2005 will be remembered as the Year of the Stealth Congress. If Congress accomplished anything, it was not visible to the naked eye.

Country music stars Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood were married this weekend in a private ceremony at their Oklahoma home. No details were given, so we don't know if the bride and groom wore cowboy hats or ball caps.
- Thank goodness Trisha has enough hair for both of them.

Magnifulous Monday

Monday is Poinsettia Day, marking the 1799 birth of Dr. Joel Poinsett, who brought the poinsettia plant north from Mexico. He was a U.S. congressman and Secretary of War, but he knew beaty when he saw it.

Bob Barker is 82 on Monday. What a guy. After all these years he’s still trying to help control the pet population. Bob’s a shoo-in if there’s ever a Nobel Prize for Neutering.

On December 12 in 1959 Marion Crane was stabbed to death in the shower of cabin #1 at the Bates Motel in Fairvale. It was in the movie "Psycho." I had nightmares. I still have a deadbolt lock on my shower curtain.

Love and Learn

Moments for Moms
- How to attain peace this Christmas.

Eat Your Way to Lower Cholestero This Month - Many have high cholesterol these days. To help lower your cholesterol, here are 10 tips to get you started today.

Your Perfect Garden
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Fertilizers - What you Need to Feed Your Lawn.

Thoughts While Picking Pine Needles Out of the Carpet

Christmas is that special time of year when people either wish for peace on earth or that their relatives would go home.

I don't know what I'm going to run out of first: the yuletide spirit, or the yuletide money.

Actually, armadillos aren't bad pets, if they just wouldn't make that awful clatter when they fall down the basement steps.

Tonight's TV movie is a remake of "It's A Wonderful Life," with Bart Simpson. The family finds out what it would be like if Bart was never born, and decides to keep it that way.

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