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This just in. Today is Day #9 that Saddam Hussein has gone without clean underwear. When his trial resumes, he's threatening to be there.
The Federal Reserve on Tuesday pushed interest rates up another quarter of a point, meaning seniors who live off their savings can afford to see their choice of last year's action thrillers at the dollar movie house.
- Assuming they're not caught sneaking in their own popcorn.
Two questions: #1. Does anybody know if Congress is still in session or if they're already gone for the holidays? And, #2. How can you tell?
Scientists announced they have created mice with small amounts of human brain cells. They knew the experiments were successful when a mouse showed up at a Packers' game wearing a cheesehat.
Wontastic Wednesday
Wednesday is Play An Old Song That You Didn't Like To See If You Still Don't Like It Day.
Roald Amundsen, four companions, and about 30 sled dogs arrived at the South Pole on December 14th in 1911. Don't you know that was quite a sight -- 30 dogs waiting in line for their turn at the Pole.
- In the picture they took Amundsen isn't smiling. Probably because his mouth was frozen shut.
While Roald was freezing his dogs at the South Pole on December 14th in 1911, goofy band leader Spike Jones was being born. Spike was sort of the Weird Al Yankovic of the 1940s and ‘50s. Though the two cannot be compared fairly because of the technical limitations of his day. Unlike Weird Al, Spike was never able to belch in Surround-Sound.
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What to Do If You Are Sexually Harassed at Work - Sexual harassment destroys the work environment. The anxiety and frustration experienced by victims can impact their quality of life and the quality of their work. Here's what to do about it.
Santa Fun-Liners - Fun and nonsene at Santa's expense.
Tonight's Fruit Movie
Tonight's story is about a cute grape picker who goes bananas when the apple of her eye goes plum crazy over another tomato
Today's holiday trivia question
When they harvest mistletoe, what do they do with the mistlefoot?
Musical Thoughts
Juggle bills, juggle bills, juggle all the way...
Chestnuts charring in the microwave....
This just in. Today is Day #9 that Saddam Hussein has gone without clean underwear. When his trial resumes, he's threatening to be there.
The Federal Reserve on Tuesday pushed interest rates up another quarter of a point, meaning seniors who live off their savings can afford to see their choice of last year's action thrillers at the dollar movie house.
- Assuming they're not caught sneaking in their own popcorn.
Two questions: #1. Does anybody know if Congress is still in session or if they're already gone for the holidays? And, #2. How can you tell?
Scientists announced they have created mice with small amounts of human brain cells. They knew the experiments were successful when a mouse showed up at a Packers' game wearing a cheesehat.
Wontastic Wednesday
Wednesday is Play An Old Song That You Didn't Like To See If You Still Don't Like It Day.
Roald Amundsen, four companions, and about 30 sled dogs arrived at the South Pole on December 14th in 1911. Don't you know that was quite a sight -- 30 dogs waiting in line for their turn at the Pole.
- In the picture they took Amundsen isn't smiling. Probably because his mouth was frozen shut.
While Roald was freezing his dogs at the South Pole on December 14th in 1911, goofy band leader Spike Jones was being born. Spike was sort of the Weird Al Yankovic of the 1940s and ‘50s. Though the two cannot be compared fairly because of the technical limitations of his day. Unlike Weird Al, Spike was never able to belch in Surround-Sound.
Click to Learn
What to Do If You Are Sexually Harassed at Work - Sexual harassment destroys the work environment. The anxiety and frustration experienced by victims can impact their quality of life and the quality of their work. Here's what to do about it.
Santa Fun-Liners - Fun and nonsene at Santa's expense.
Tonight's Fruit Movie
Tonight's story is about a cute grape picker who goes bananas when the apple of her eye goes plum crazy over another tomato
Today's holiday trivia question
When they harvest mistletoe, what do they do with the mistlefoot?
Musical Thoughts
Juggle bills, juggle bills, juggle all the way...
Chestnuts charring in the microwave....
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