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President Bush reversed course Thursday and accepted Sen. John McCain's call for a law banning cruel, inhumane, and degrading treatment of foreign suspects in the war on terror. The President's approval rating instantly shot up with the humane and plummeted among conservatives. So now even his approval rating is staying the course.
A jolt of freezing rain and ice across Georgia and the Carolinas Thursday closed schools, snarled traffic, and caused power outages to more than 350,000 customers. On the bright side, a guy in Atlanta patented the Mint Julepsicle.
Fabticulous Friday
Friday is Barbie and Barney Backlash Day, the one each year when Mom & Dad can tell the kids that Barbie and Barney don’t exist.
The Boston Tea Party occurred on December 16th in 1773 when the patriots dumped a shipload of British tea into Boston Harbor. With that much caffeine, the fish were probably up all night. And yawning all the next day.
Beethoven was born on December 16th in 1770. Not many know, but when he was alone, Beethoven loved country & western. In the hills around Heidelberg they still play his "5th Achy Breaky Symphony."
Colonel Harland Sanders died on December 16th in 1980. In memory, Friday at noon every chicken in America will face Kentucky and offer a 21-cluck salute.
Love & Learn
Discover Great Online English Help - Many people who want to learn English do not realize the wealth of information that is freely available on the Internet.
Thoughts While Under Sedation
The average politician is below average.
Good news. The crematorium called. My uncle finally stopped smoking.
In case you did not enjoy today's blog, just remember those immortal words, "No refund without a receipt."
President Bush reversed course Thursday and accepted Sen. John McCain's call for a law banning cruel, inhumane, and degrading treatment of foreign suspects in the war on terror. The President's approval rating instantly shot up with the humane and plummeted among conservatives. So now even his approval rating is staying the course.
A jolt of freezing rain and ice across Georgia and the Carolinas Thursday closed schools, snarled traffic, and caused power outages to more than 350,000 customers. On the bright side, a guy in Atlanta patented the Mint Julepsicle.
Fabticulous Friday
Friday is Barbie and Barney Backlash Day, the one each year when Mom & Dad can tell the kids that Barbie and Barney don’t exist.
The Boston Tea Party occurred on December 16th in 1773 when the patriots dumped a shipload of British tea into Boston Harbor. With that much caffeine, the fish were probably up all night. And yawning all the next day.
Beethoven was born on December 16th in 1770. Not many know, but when he was alone, Beethoven loved country & western. In the hills around Heidelberg they still play his "5th Achy Breaky Symphony."
Colonel Harland Sanders died on December 16th in 1980. In memory, Friday at noon every chicken in America will face Kentucky and offer a 21-cluck salute.
Love & Learn
Discover Great Online English Help - Many people who want to learn English do not realize the wealth of information that is freely available on the Internet.
Thoughts While Under Sedation
The average politician is below average.
Good news. The crematorium called. My uncle finally stopped smoking.
In case you did not enjoy today's blog, just remember those immortal words, "No refund without a receipt."
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