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Congressman John Murtha said Thursday the U.S. Army is "broken, worn out," and that "staying the course is not a policy." The Swift Boat Gun Guys of Texas immediately dropped to their knees and begged the Almighty Limbaugh to strike back.
- Now we'll see if Murtha can stay the course.
U.S. natural gas and heating oil companies are planning a rate freeze this winter. You pay their rates or you freeze.
Fabriffic Friday
Friday is Enron Day. The once high-flying Houston energy company filed for bankruptcy on this date in 2001.
Singers Kris Kristofferson and Rita Coolidge were unmarried on December 2nd in 1979. In a traditional divorce ceremony, they unvowed their love, took off their rings, the minister unpronounced them husband and wife, and the bride and her father backed up the aisle.
On December 2nd in 1978 at a double wedding in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia, a confused father gave his two veiled daughters in marriage to the wrong grooms. Days later, when Dad discovered the mistake, both girls said it was okay -- they were quite happy with the wrong husbands.- Honest. I don't make this stuff up.- This came right out of the Moslem Enquirer.
Gene Autry's "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" entered the U.S. music charts on December 2nd in 1949. It became a huge Christmas hit, making Gene the first sing cowboy to ride a reindeer into the Country Music Hall of Fame.
Love & Learn
Prayer Priority - What is the role of prayer in a believer's life? What exactly should the role of prayer be in a God follower's life? Does God answer all prayers? What if God never answered one of your prayers? Would you still pray?
Leftovers
It's autumn, alright. I thought I saw a robin. Turned out to be a pigeon wearing a University of Alabama jersey.
And on this day 25 years ago PBS invented the pledge drive and the yawn.
This portion of today’s blog is brought to you by "Milkolas," the exciting new flesh-colored Crayolas specially-designed to color in all those annoying milk mustaches in magazine ads. Available in Caucasian-American, African-American, Hispanic-American, Asian-American, Native-American, and for teenage celebrity mustaches, Acne-American.
Congressman John Murtha said Thursday the U.S. Army is "broken, worn out," and that "staying the course is not a policy." The Swift Boat Gun Guys of Texas immediately dropped to their knees and begged the Almighty Limbaugh to strike back.
- Now we'll see if Murtha can stay the course.
U.S. natural gas and heating oil companies are planning a rate freeze this winter. You pay their rates or you freeze.
Fabriffic Friday
Friday is Enron Day. The once high-flying Houston energy company filed for bankruptcy on this date in 2001.
Singers Kris Kristofferson and Rita Coolidge were unmarried on December 2nd in 1979. In a traditional divorce ceremony, they unvowed their love, took off their rings, the minister unpronounced them husband and wife, and the bride and her father backed up the aisle.
On December 2nd in 1978 at a double wedding in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia, a confused father gave his two veiled daughters in marriage to the wrong grooms. Days later, when Dad discovered the mistake, both girls said it was okay -- they were quite happy with the wrong husbands.- Honest. I don't make this stuff up.- This came right out of the Moslem Enquirer.
Gene Autry's "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" entered the U.S. music charts on December 2nd in 1949. It became a huge Christmas hit, making Gene the first sing cowboy to ride a reindeer into the Country Music Hall of Fame.
Love & Learn
Prayer Priority - What is the role of prayer in a believer's life? What exactly should the role of prayer be in a God follower's life? Does God answer all prayers? What if God never answered one of your prayers? Would you still pray?
Leftovers
It's autumn, alright. I thought I saw a robin. Turned out to be a pigeon wearing a University of Alabama jersey.
And on this day 25 years ago PBS invented the pledge drive and the yawn.
This portion of today’s blog is brought to you by "Milkolas," the exciting new flesh-colored Crayolas specially-designed to color in all those annoying milk mustaches in magazine ads. Available in Caucasian-American, African-American, Hispanic-American, Asian-American, Native-American, and for teenage celebrity mustaches, Acne-American.
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