Who Could Forget Crazy George?

Monday was a very slow news day at HaBlog, since we don't cover hurricanes and no Republicans were indicted.

Tuesday Is Special

Tuesday is Punk for A Day Day, a special day for all punk pretenders, sometimes called punkocrits.

George the 3rd became King of England on October 25 in 1860. George was not only insane, he was crazy.
- His brain leaked.
- His hard drive crashed and his floppies flopped.
- He needed practice to be bananas.
- For a king he was about average.

The world's greatest sword swallower was born in Ireland on October 25 in 1904. Alex Linton set the world record of swallowing four 27-inch swords simultaneously. Alex also set the world record for internal bleeding.
- There are two ways to get four blades into your body simultaneously: swallow swords or walk through downtown at midnight.

Today's exciting sword swallowing trivia question:

Is there a trick to swallowing a sword safely?
- Yes, in fact, there are two tricks to safe sword swallowing. First, always use very dull swords.
- And, second, always begin by eating a can of Crisco.
- The safest place to swallow swords is in or near a blood bank.

Love & Learn

Your Best Visual Aid as Public Speaker - Preparing for a presentation with the use of visual aids can often overlook the obvious visual.

Entertainment Tonight

Tonight's TV movie stars John Goodman as a singing cowboy. In the exciting climax, John lays in wait atop a mountain pass, and when the bad guys ride by, John pounces on them while singing, "I've Got A Crush On You."

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