How Many Worms Would It Take...
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News You Won't Find in Mainstream Tattoo Parlors
Hurricane Wilma is churning toward Florida. But no more hurricane jokes here. Hurricanes are no longer funny.
- Besides, there will be no TV coverage anyway because all the reporters are mildewing.
The British government said Sunday that a British parrot had died of bird flew. Reportedly, the parrot's last words were, "Polly wants a Tamiflu cracker NOW!"
- It was terrible. A parrot with a runny beak is not pretty.
Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist says a federal investigation into his stock transactions will affect his decision on seeking presidency in 2008. Yeah, I guess campaigning from the slammer does sort of limit the photo-ops.
Monday Is a Supertastic Day
Monday is Share a Pop-Tart with Someone You Love Day.
- I could do that. A Little Debbie snack cake, never! But I could share a Pop-Tart.
Monday is Independence Day in Zambia, a south central African nation larger than Texas with 9-million people. Zambians are not only independent, but their leaders are elected and they now have a two-party system. So they’re just as free and frustrated as we are.
Rolling Stones' bass guitarist Bill Wyman is 69 on Monday. It must be rough on the road with the Stones. There's always a chance you could see Keith Richards when he first wakes up.
Love & Learn
Finding the Perfect Dog - Purchasing a puppy from a breeder can be fraught with risks, but a good dog breeder can help you find a perfect part of your family.
Such Uncanny Wisdom
Only in America would people pay $69.95 for a toaster-oven that automatically burns your waffle.
I thought about becoming a TV meteorologist, but I can't smile and give a hurricane warning at the same time.
I think it may be a strange winter. Yesterday I saw a squirrel knitting a woolly-bear Afghan.-You can't help but wonder how many worms it takes.
Tomorrow watch for canny wisdom.
News You Won't Find in Mainstream Tattoo Parlors
Hurricane Wilma is churning toward Florida. But no more hurricane jokes here. Hurricanes are no longer funny.
- Besides, there will be no TV coverage anyway because all the reporters are mildewing.
The British government said Sunday that a British parrot had died of bird flew. Reportedly, the parrot's last words were, "Polly wants a Tamiflu cracker NOW!"
- It was terrible. A parrot with a runny beak is not pretty.
Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist says a federal investigation into his stock transactions will affect his decision on seeking presidency in 2008. Yeah, I guess campaigning from the slammer does sort of limit the photo-ops.
Monday Is a Supertastic Day
Monday is Share a Pop-Tart with Someone You Love Day.
- I could do that. A Little Debbie snack cake, never! But I could share a Pop-Tart.
Monday is Independence Day in Zambia, a south central African nation larger than Texas with 9-million people. Zambians are not only independent, but their leaders are elected and they now have a two-party system. So they’re just as free and frustrated as we are.
Rolling Stones' bass guitarist Bill Wyman is 69 on Monday. It must be rough on the road with the Stones. There's always a chance you could see Keith Richards when he first wakes up.
Love & Learn
Finding the Perfect Dog - Purchasing a puppy from a breeder can be fraught with risks, but a good dog breeder can help you find a perfect part of your family.
Such Uncanny Wisdom
Only in America would people pay $69.95 for a toaster-oven that automatically burns your waffle.
I thought about becoming a TV meteorologist, but I can't smile and give a hurricane warning at the same time.
I think it may be a strange winter. Yesterday I saw a squirrel knitting a woolly-bear Afghan.-You can't help but wonder how many worms it takes.
Tomorrow watch for canny wisdom.
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