Aggie-in-Chief Is the Man
Big News
President Bush is nominating Texas A&M President Robert Gates as his new Secretary of Defense. Most Texans wonder why the Aggie-in-Chief would want to accept a lower position.
- Probably to have more time with his family.
- Wow, when al-Qaida realizes an Aggie is running the show, they'll certainly run for the hills.
- Of course, Gates was also director of the CIA. That's what qualified him to be Chief Aggie.
Can you believe it? Suddenly millions of Americans like Republicans again.
- Admit it, they're not so bad when they're not in power.
There's nothing in this world sadder than politicians who take themselves seriously.
And now the GOP is in disarray. Hey, that's the way the party crumbles.
November 9th Now & Then
The Canadian Finals Rodeo is this week in Edmonton. It’s indoors so the cowboys won’t freeze their lassos.
- Rodeos in Canada are pretty much the same as anywhere else, except because of the cold weather, the older horses wear socks.
Pepa is 37 today. Pepa is part of a rock group Salt 'n' Pepa, famous for shakin' their "thang." Maybe since it's Pepa's birthday, she'll get to rest her "thang."
A massive power failure blacked out New England and Ontario on this date in 1965. It was terrible. Police reported a huge increase in crime: looting ... assault ... seeing-eye dog rustling....
The worst fire in Boston history destroyed 800 buildings on this day in 1872. Reportedly, the whole thing started when local baseball fans tried to light a fire under the Red Sox.
Love & Learn
The Alert Consumer: New TVs - Mitsubishi's 2007 DLP televisions, including its 57-inch WD-57731, offers 1080p as their maximum resolution, and have no problem playing 1080i or lower resolution images either.
Films in Focus: New & Recent Releases - Quick reviews of Borat, Flushed Away, Catch a Fire, Deliver Us from Evil, Marie Antoinette, Flicka, The Prestige, The Departed, Man of the Year, and The Queen.
Sports Roundup: Pro Football - Rams' John Shaw is not afraid of big moves.
Aging Lifestyles - It's time for participants in the Medicare Part D drug program to take another look at their coverage.
Today's Fun Fact:
The average adult snail has exactly 14,175 teeth. And though no snail has ever been photographed brushing his teeth, snails never have cavities.- Just don't let one breathe in your face.
Shallow Thoughts
Actually, election day is pretty boring when all you have to choose from are politicians
Just wait, with Democrats in control, on Sesame Street Rush Limbaugh will win the Oscar for Grouch of the Year.
President Bush is nominating Texas A&M President Robert Gates as his new Secretary of Defense. Most Texans wonder why the Aggie-in-Chief would want to accept a lower position.
- Probably to have more time with his family.
- Wow, when al-Qaida realizes an Aggie is running the show, they'll certainly run for the hills.
- Of course, Gates was also director of the CIA. That's what qualified him to be Chief Aggie.
Can you believe it? Suddenly millions of Americans like Republicans again.
- Admit it, they're not so bad when they're not in power.
There's nothing in this world sadder than politicians who take themselves seriously.
And now the GOP is in disarray. Hey, that's the way the party crumbles.
November 9th Now & Then
The Canadian Finals Rodeo is this week in Edmonton. It’s indoors so the cowboys won’t freeze their lassos.
- Rodeos in Canada are pretty much the same as anywhere else, except because of the cold weather, the older horses wear socks.
Pepa is 37 today. Pepa is part of a rock group Salt 'n' Pepa, famous for shakin' their "thang." Maybe since it's Pepa's birthday, she'll get to rest her "thang."
A massive power failure blacked out New England and Ontario on this date in 1965. It was terrible. Police reported a huge increase in crime: looting ... assault ... seeing-eye dog rustling....
The worst fire in Boston history destroyed 800 buildings on this day in 1872. Reportedly, the whole thing started when local baseball fans tried to light a fire under the Red Sox.
Love & Learn
The Alert Consumer: New TVs - Mitsubishi's 2007 DLP televisions, including its 57-inch WD-57731, offers 1080p as their maximum resolution, and have no problem playing 1080i or lower resolution images either.
Films in Focus: New & Recent Releases - Quick reviews of Borat, Flushed Away, Catch a Fire, Deliver Us from Evil, Marie Antoinette, Flicka, The Prestige, The Departed, Man of the Year, and The Queen.
Sports Roundup: Pro Football - Rams' John Shaw is not afraid of big moves.
Aging Lifestyles - It's time for participants in the Medicare Part D drug program to take another look at their coverage.
Today's Fun Fact:
The average adult snail has exactly 14,175 teeth. And though no snail has ever been photographed brushing his teeth, snails never have cavities.- Just don't let one breathe in your face.
Shallow Thoughts
Actually, election day is pretty boring when all you have to choose from are politicians
Just wait, with Democrats in control, on Sesame Street Rush Limbaugh will win the Oscar for Grouch of the Year.
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