Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Trick or Treating with Burdizzos

Big News

Maybe you heard. President Bush has decided he can no longer stay the course using the phrase stay the course. Whether he actually intends to stay the course or just shut up about it is still a little fuzzy.

October 26th Now & Then

The National Future Farmers of America convention is underway today in Indianapolis, Indiana. The future of farming looks really exciting — especially next year when they kick off the NASCAR Plowing Circuit.
- Never thought you'd see a parachute on a tractor, huh?
- You'll know the times they are a-changing, America, when tomorrow's FFA guys climb the fence carrying their laser Burdizzos and you see all those bulls crossing their legs.

Actress Jaclyn Smith is 59 today. Of all the old Charlie's Angels, she's my favorite. She's so beautiful, and so nice, and I think it's wonderful how she donates all her old clothes to K-mart.

Pat Sajak is 60 today. Before he blows out his candles, he'll close his eyes and make the same old wish -- that some day he'll be paid as much as Vanna.

Domenico Scarlatti was born on this date in 1685. He was the best harpsichordist in Naples. I mean, Domenico could get down.
- Shoot, Billy Ray Cyrus would have hired this guy.

Love & Learn

The Alert Consumer: Phishing - Internet attacks are more hidden, creative.

Autoword - The new Ford Sport Trac is a practical choice for users who tow the weekend toys, but also need a car for work and school.

A Greener View - Cutting an ugly plant down to size.

To Be Equal - Higher cost of education deterring many with lower incomes.

Shallow Thoughts

Remember, trick-or-treaters, everybody always gives out last year's leftover candy first.

Congress has two major problems. The House and the Senate.

Rain is just God's way of telling the world to hit the showers.

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