Thursday, November 02, 2006

Should Congressmen Have Bar Codes?

Big News

President Bush said Thursday Democrats are soft on terrorists. He didn't say which Democrats are soft on terrorists, the Democrats fighting in Iraq or the ones fighting in Afghanistan.
- I don't know about soft on terrorists, but come Tuesday we'll see how hard the Democrats are on Republicans.

Personally, I think all the newly elected congressmen should have bar codes -- to make them easier to buy and sell.

November 3 Now & Then

Today is Roseanne's birthday. If you'd like to have something sent to her, she's registered at Domino's.

Sharpshooter Annie Oakley died on this day in 1926. Annie's most amazing trick was to stand on one side of a lake, ricochet a rifle shot off the water, and hit a bulls-eye on the other side. The hardest part was making the bull stand still.

Stephen F. Austin, the Father of Texas, was born in Virginia on this date in 1793. Strange thing about Texans: none of them were born in Texas. It's like that great Texas cheerleader magnate Jerry Jones once said, "I came to Texas to pick my litter, but I sure as shucks went back to Arkansas to be born.

On this day in 1957 the Soviet Union launched the first dog into outer space. When they asked the dog how the flight was, he said, "Ruff!"

Love & Learn

Money and You - What's the cost of your 401(k)? Hint: not free.

DVD Select - Newest, best and worst available on DVD, including Mission Impossible III, Keeping Up With the Steins, The Tarzan Collection, Vol. 2, Ghost Whisperer Season 1, and more.

Aging Lifestyles - Impending death: the dreaded talk for grandparents

Today's Feminist Proverb:

Don't criticize me until you've walked a mile in my pumps.

Shallow Thought

It's hard to turn your life around if you have no idea which way you're going.

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