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President Bush says Democrats have no idea how to win in Iraq. That's what Democrats have been saying about Republicans for years.
- So at least they agree on something -- nobody knows how to win in Iraq.
- In just over a week we'll see which group knows how to win here.
October 30th Now & Then
Today is Halloween Eve, a great night to visit a haunted house. That's where millions of teenagers pay good money to have somebody scare off their nose rings.
- Actually, the scariest thing about most haunted houses is the 12-year-old girls screaming.
On this day in 1976 Heather Ann Phyllis, the first woman Royal Canadian Mounted Police officer, resigned to get married. The Mounties' motto is "We always get our man." So when Heather got hers, she quit.
The Louisiana Swine Festival is this week in Basile, Louisiana. The idea is to sell pigs.- But the Louisiana Swine Association is an ethical group. Their motto is "We will sell no swine before its time."
- Pig jokes always bring out the wurst in me.
- That's why I stay completely away from the Miss Swine Pageant.
Actor Henry Winkler is 61 today. Aaaayyy, Fonzie is heading over the hill. It must be kind of sad, watching your ducktails turn gray, your widow’s peak unpeak, and your leather jacket get liver spots.
Love & Learn
Fitness Forum: Children & Vitamins - One day it's Halloween candies. The next it's Thanksgiving feasts and holiday pastries, a continuous trickle of treats. It is enough to throw a real scare into nutritional watchdogs who have children's best interests at heart.
Video Game Reviews - Handheld "NHL 07" a cool teammate to PS2 version. "Mech Assault: Phantom War" blasts its way onto the Nintendo DS.
Harvest Home Craft - If you enjoy decorative painting, you know there's nothing more satisfying than creating something beautiful using a simple everyday object.
'Tween 12 and 20 - Move in with your best friend -- fast! .. Violent boyfriend needs to be dumped .. Majority of teens are virgins .. Staying behind to graduate can be positive .. Steroids not on the same playing field as vitamins .. Dating younger boy is okay .. Gangs give false sense of acceptance .. Try not to lose friend due to flirting ..
Shallow Thoughts
Halloween is when kids dress like monsters. When they behave like monsters, that's a rock concert.
Ah Halloween, the official beginning of the holiday indigestion season.
This is the time of year for jack-o-lanterns. You see those smiling, empty-headed faces everywhere: on porches ... on window sills ... on campaign posters...
President Bush says Democrats have no idea how to win in Iraq. That's what Democrats have been saying about Republicans for years.
- So at least they agree on something -- nobody knows how to win in Iraq.
- In just over a week we'll see which group knows how to win here.
October 30th Now & Then
Today is Halloween Eve, a great night to visit a haunted house. That's where millions of teenagers pay good money to have somebody scare off their nose rings.
- Actually, the scariest thing about most haunted houses is the 12-year-old girls screaming.
On this day in 1976 Heather Ann Phyllis, the first woman Royal Canadian Mounted Police officer, resigned to get married. The Mounties' motto is "We always get our man." So when Heather got hers, she quit.
The Louisiana Swine Festival is this week in Basile, Louisiana. The idea is to sell pigs.- But the Louisiana Swine Association is an ethical group. Their motto is "We will sell no swine before its time."
- Pig jokes always bring out the wurst in me.
- That's why I stay completely away from the Miss Swine Pageant.
Actor Henry Winkler is 61 today. Aaaayyy, Fonzie is heading over the hill. It must be kind of sad, watching your ducktails turn gray, your widow’s peak unpeak, and your leather jacket get liver spots.
Love & Learn
Fitness Forum: Children & Vitamins - One day it's Halloween candies. The next it's Thanksgiving feasts and holiday pastries, a continuous trickle of treats. It is enough to throw a real scare into nutritional watchdogs who have children's best interests at heart.
Video Game Reviews - Handheld "NHL 07" a cool teammate to PS2 version. "Mech Assault: Phantom War" blasts its way onto the Nintendo DS.
Harvest Home Craft - If you enjoy decorative painting, you know there's nothing more satisfying than creating something beautiful using a simple everyday object.
'Tween 12 and 20 - Move in with your best friend -- fast! .. Violent boyfriend needs to be dumped .. Majority of teens are virgins .. Staying behind to graduate can be positive .. Steroids not on the same playing field as vitamins .. Dating younger boy is okay .. Gangs give false sense of acceptance .. Try not to lose friend due to flirting ..
Shallow Thoughts
Halloween is when kids dress like monsters. When they behave like monsters, that's a rock concert.
Ah Halloween, the official beginning of the holiday indigestion season.
This is the time of year for jack-o-lanterns. You see those smiling, empty-headed faces everywhere: on porches ... on window sills ... on campaign posters...
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