Where the Educated Get Stuck
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John Kerry apologized Wednesday for joking about the uneducated getting stuck in Iraq. He should be ashamed. Everybody knows the uneducated get stuck on talk radio.
Rumors are flying that President Bush now actually has a plan for Iraq -- assuming Madonna agrees to adopt the whole country.
November 2nd Now & Then
The Louisiana Swine Festival is this week. Some people think pigs are the ugliest animals on earth, but these people seldom take the time to get to know a pig personally.
- Actually, a hippo is much uglier than a pig. Primarily because there's much more of a hippo to be ugly.
On this day in 1734 Daniel Boone was born. If you've never seen a picture of him with that coonskin hat, just imagine Pat Sajak with a pony tail.
In Daniel Boone's day, teenagers didn't wear their coonskin caps backwards, or they could swallow the tail while singing "The National Anthem."
Warren Harding was born on this date in 1865. He was the only U.S. president who chewed tobacco and played the trombone. At the same time.
- Which probably explains why he never got a job in an orchestra.
Love & Learn
Inside People: Youth Ethics - To be perfectly honest, our children aren't.
Autoword - Honda’s Element is an intentional quirk of automotive design. Owners find it so ugly that it's cute. The new Element SC adds 10 features not found on the older models.
Editorial: Bush Nullification - Congress can pass any law it wants, but ultimately the law is what George W. Bush says it is.
Tim Herd's Wildlife Viewfinder Guide - Wildlife observation in the right place at the right time.
Shallow Thoughts
Autumn can be really fun if you have two things: a neighbor you don't like and a leaf blower.
Our high school football team wasn't real aggressive. Our school fight song was "Honeysuckle Rose."
Hips on today's blog were colored with the exciting new nutrient hipstick, Ultimama! Don't just color your hips, nourish them!
John Kerry apologized Wednesday for joking about the uneducated getting stuck in Iraq. He should be ashamed. Everybody knows the uneducated get stuck on talk radio.
Rumors are flying that President Bush now actually has a plan for Iraq -- assuming Madonna agrees to adopt the whole country.
November 2nd Now & Then
The Louisiana Swine Festival is this week. Some people think pigs are the ugliest animals on earth, but these people seldom take the time to get to know a pig personally.
- Actually, a hippo is much uglier than a pig. Primarily because there's much more of a hippo to be ugly.
On this day in 1734 Daniel Boone was born. If you've never seen a picture of him with that coonskin hat, just imagine Pat Sajak with a pony tail.
In Daniel Boone's day, teenagers didn't wear their coonskin caps backwards, or they could swallow the tail while singing "The National Anthem."
Warren Harding was born on this date in 1865. He was the only U.S. president who chewed tobacco and played the trombone. At the same time.
- Which probably explains why he never got a job in an orchestra.
Love & Learn
Inside People: Youth Ethics - To be perfectly honest, our children aren't.
Autoword - Honda’s Element is an intentional quirk of automotive design. Owners find it so ugly that it's cute. The new Element SC adds 10 features not found on the older models.
Editorial: Bush Nullification - Congress can pass any law it wants, but ultimately the law is what George W. Bush says it is.
Tim Herd's Wildlife Viewfinder Guide - Wildlife observation in the right place at the right time.
Shallow Thoughts
Autumn can be really fun if you have two things: a neighbor you don't like and a leaf blower.
Our high school football team wasn't real aggressive. Our school fight song was "Honeysuckle Rose."
Hips on today's blog were colored with the exciting new nutrient hipstick, Ultimama! Don't just color your hips, nourish them!
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