How to Remove Political Mud
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Well, the election's over. Now everybody needs a few days to catch their breath and forget their campaign promises.
Actually, there weren't that many campaign promises in this campaign -- just a never ending string of muddy TV commercials.
- If cleanliness is next go Godliness, that could explain why God didn't vote in this one.
Shouldn't there be some kind of warranty on congressmen, so if you don't like them, after the first 90 days, you can exchange them?
- Or if they don't keep their campaign promises, you get your taxes back?
- How about a constitutional amendment that declares anything said in a campaign commercial to be under oath?
It makes no difference who won or who lost. The bad news is we still have Rush Limbaugh.
November 8th Now & Then
"60 Minutes" reporter Morley Safer was born on this day in 1931. So let's all give a hearty cheer for Morley's mom. After all, she did make the world a little Safer.
The Wild West's most famous dentist, Doc Holliday, died on this date in 1887. Doc was an unusual dentist because he never charged a fee to pull people's teeth. He did it just for fun.
- He did charge, however, to stop the bleeding.
The Canadian Rodeo Finals are this week in Edmonton. It's the only rodeo that features frozen Brahma bull riding.
- Alberta has the toughest cowboys in the world. In Alberta, steer wrestling is steer wrestling -- no time limit, two out of three falls.
Hugh Hefner’s daughter, Christie, turns 58 today. Don’t you know it was confusing being a baby around the Playboy mansion. Especially during the stage of breast-feeding.
Love & Learn
Opinion: Eat Like a Rabbit, Live to 140 - Some scientists say the human life span can be boosted to 112 heathy years, with some folks lasting 140 -- but ...
Today's Health Scene - Without warning, Sudden Infant Death Syndrome changes a family forever. How to lower your baby's risk of SIDS.
TV Closeup - Five years ago, Rachael Ray spent more than 100 hours a week managing restaurants. Now the relentless pert has launched a nationally syndicated chat show.
Financial Update - Parents don't know that some games can surf the Net.
Shallow Thoughts
Honest, my school was so tough, I was once suspended for cleanliness.
When you get too old to cry like a baby, you can always cry like a special interest group.
I saw the first sign of winter. The waitresses down at the drive-in have stopped shaving their legs.
Well, the election's over. Now everybody needs a few days to catch their breath and forget their campaign promises.
Actually, there weren't that many campaign promises in this campaign -- just a never ending string of muddy TV commercials.
- If cleanliness is next go Godliness, that could explain why God didn't vote in this one.
Shouldn't there be some kind of warranty on congressmen, so if you don't like them, after the first 90 days, you can exchange them?
- Or if they don't keep their campaign promises, you get your taxes back?
- How about a constitutional amendment that declares anything said in a campaign commercial to be under oath?
It makes no difference who won or who lost. The bad news is we still have Rush Limbaugh.
November 8th Now & Then
"60 Minutes" reporter Morley Safer was born on this day in 1931. So let's all give a hearty cheer for Morley's mom. After all, she did make the world a little Safer.
The Wild West's most famous dentist, Doc Holliday, died on this date in 1887. Doc was an unusual dentist because he never charged a fee to pull people's teeth. He did it just for fun.
- He did charge, however, to stop the bleeding.
The Canadian Rodeo Finals are this week in Edmonton. It's the only rodeo that features frozen Brahma bull riding.
- Alberta has the toughest cowboys in the world. In Alberta, steer wrestling is steer wrestling -- no time limit, two out of three falls.
Hugh Hefner’s daughter, Christie, turns 58 today. Don’t you know it was confusing being a baby around the Playboy mansion. Especially during the stage of breast-feeding.
Love & Learn
Opinion: Eat Like a Rabbit, Live to 140 - Some scientists say the human life span can be boosted to 112 heathy years, with some folks lasting 140 -- but ...
Today's Health Scene - Without warning, Sudden Infant Death Syndrome changes a family forever. How to lower your baby's risk of SIDS.
TV Closeup - Five years ago, Rachael Ray spent more than 100 hours a week managing restaurants. Now the relentless pert has launched a nationally syndicated chat show.
Financial Update - Parents don't know that some games can surf the Net.
Shallow Thoughts
Honest, my school was so tough, I was once suspended for cleanliness.
When you get too old to cry like a baby, you can always cry like a special interest group.
I saw the first sign of winter. The waitresses down at the drive-in have stopped shaving their legs.
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