Thursday, July 06, 2006

Whatever Happened to Dallas Dochester?

Big News

President Bush said Thursday it's hard to read North Korea's motives for firing missiles into the Sea of Japan. The President says he's been checking the papers for North Korean leaks, but right now all his favorite tabloids are too busy racing to see who gets the first interview with Ken Lay.

July 7th

Jimmy and Rosalynn Carter celebrate their wedding anniversary on July 7th. To show their love Rosalynn knitted Jimmy a new tool pouch, and he built her a house in the backyard for disadvantaged birds.
- Later today everybody in Plains is invited over for lemonade and peanut sherbet.

The Calgary Stampede begins July 7th. The big event at the Calgary Stampede is the chuckwagon races. That's where teams of deranged cowboys throw their campstoves in a covered wagon and race around and around behind six lunatic horses.
- People travel thousands of miles to watch this -- even though all they can see is dust.
- Can you imagine how popular this sport would be if they did it on ice?

Joan of Arc was acquitted on July 7th in 1456. Unfortunately, she had already been burned at the stake, which tended to temper somewhat the joy of the occasion.
- That's the trouble with the death sentence -- it's very hard to reverse.

July 7th is Saba Saba Day in Tanzania, Tanabata Day in Japan, and on July 7th in 1828 Charles Green of London made an hour-long flight in a balloon while riding a pony.
- Sounds like a great day for a party at the state hospital.

Love & Learn

Stressed Moms Need to Concentrate on Relief - Being a mom is hard work, whether you are an at-home mom or work a full-time job outside the home. There are just so many hours in a day, and when it seems like there aren't enough, life can get hectic. Here's what to do about it.

DVD Select - Newest and best available on DVDs, including The Matador, The Libertine, Stoned, Marilyn Hotchkiss Ballroom Dancing and Charm School, Imagine Me & You, Charlie's Angels Season 3, and Dr. Who The Complete First Series.

Laughing: It's Just Plain Fun - The most thoroughly wasted of all days is that on which one has not laughed.

Parent Care - Look for telltale signs older driver should give up keys.

Now, today's driving tip.

Remember, when you rear-end a BMW, be sure to hit it hard enough to knock the phone out of the driver's hand.

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