Thursday, June 29, 2006

Disney Rolls Over in Urn

Big News

The Supreme Court ruled Thursday that President Bush acted illegally in ordering military war crimes trials for Guantanamo Bay detainees. So look for the detainees to disappear completely when the President declares Guantanamo a disaster area and directs FEMA to handle the evacuation.

Pregnant Britney Spears appears nude on the cover of Harper's Bazaar. Walt Disney rolled over in his urn.
- Harper's says there's a photo spread inside, and with the pounds she's put on, Britney's spread all over the outside.
- You know, they're right -- pregnant women do glow. Britney's glowing all over!

The Federal Yodeling Festival is this weekend in Schwyz, Switzerland. Each contestant must stand on top of a mountain and yodel for six minutes in one of two yodeling divisions: sober yodeling and drunk yodeling.
- Last year Helmut Gasthaus set a new drunk yodeling record by holding his final note for 14,000 feet.

June 30th

On June 30th in 1975, Cher married Gregg Allman just four days after divorcing Sonny Bono. Sonny’s alimony payment was for $2.37.

Boxer Mike Tyson was born on June 30th in 1966. At the party, as usual, they’ll play Pin the Ear on Evander Holyfield.

June 30th is Leap Second Day, when the official world clocks are pushed ahead one second. I hate it when they do that. It screws up my sleeping pattern for minutes.

Love & Learn

Nature's Laboratory - Scientists are studying what makes the toucan beak, the product of millions of years of evolution, so exquisitely perfect for the tropical bird. The answers could someday lead to revolutionary designs for human innovation.

High Heels - Priming the pump for disaster.

DVD Select - Newest and best available on DVDs, including Failure to Launch, Imagine Me & You, Cache, Evil (Ondskan), Piaf: Her Story, Why We Fight, Commander-in-Chief, Blue Collar Comedy Tour, and others.

TV Closeup: Kyra Sedgwick - Kyra Sedgwick plays Deputy Chief Brenda Johnson on the TV crime drama “The Closer.”

Aging Lifestyles - Life is celebrated on the obit page.

Shallow Thoughts

Garage sales are where people try to sell stuff they're ashamed to give away.

A new behavioral study indicates many character traits are inherited. So if your ancestors were dishonest, there's a good chance you also could be elected.

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