Pyongyang and Wrong Numbers
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U.S. Ambassador John Bolton on Wednesday rejected an offer from a North Korean diplomat for direct talks with Pyongyang on a potential missile test, saying there's no way President Bush will ever pronounce Pyongyang.
- The North Koreans must first change the name of their capital to Waco or Muleshoe or something more Bushable.
This just in. Dwayne Wade today set a new record for bank shots into the World Cup.- He says he's already been to Disney World so many times he has nightmares about Goofy buying the Heat and trading for the Seven Dwarfs.
- How silly. Everybody knows Goofy already owns the Mavericks.
June 22nd
Actor Ralph Waite was born on June 22nd in 1929. He played John-Man, John-Boy’s daddy, on "The Waltons." He ran for Congress but, fortunately, he lost. So he can maintain his self respect.
- And Grandpa Walton won’t have to roll over in his mountain.
Singer-composer-actor Kris Kristofferson was born on June 22nd in 1936. Today he's a year older and three years uglier.
- When Kris, Johnny, Waylon, and Willie got together, there was enough ugly to pass Osama bin Ladin on the ugly meter.
Bank robber John Dillinger was born on June 22nd in 1903. Like Dillinger, a lot of people get an urge to steal. Some of them end up in prison and some of them end up in politics.
On June 22nd in 1870, convinced that there should be a Department of Justice to investigate things, the U.S. Congress created the Department of Justice to investigate why there was no Department of Justice. After a thorough investigation, the Department of Justice determined there was a Department of Justice, so Congress decided to forget the whole thing and vote itself a pay raise instead.
Love & Learn
Proactive Approach to Bullying Allows Victims to Stand Tall - This proactive approach is a departure from that at most other schools, where punishment - ranging from detention to expulsion - often is a major component of the response to a bullying problem. Experts argue that disciplinary measures are not enough.
Financial Update - Frustrated with U.S. embryonic stem cell research policy, top government scientist moves to private sector.
TV Closeup: Louis C.K. - Stand-up comedian-actor-director-filmmaker Louis C.K. plays Louis, a part-time auto mechanic, in the TV sitcom “Lucky Louie.”
Energy Crisis: Too Pooped to Pop - Today's hectic lifestyles with the stresses of job and home, eating on the run, and lack of healthy exercise drain our energy faster than a Hummer gobbles gas. Here's what to do about it.
Wrong Numbers
You know you're having a bad day when you get a collect call from a wrong number
Did you ever wonder why wrong numbers are never busy?
U.S. Ambassador John Bolton on Wednesday rejected an offer from a North Korean diplomat for direct talks with Pyongyang on a potential missile test, saying there's no way President Bush will ever pronounce Pyongyang.
- The North Koreans must first change the name of their capital to Waco or Muleshoe or something more Bushable.
This just in. Dwayne Wade today set a new record for bank shots into the World Cup.- He says he's already been to Disney World so many times he has nightmares about Goofy buying the Heat and trading for the Seven Dwarfs.
- How silly. Everybody knows Goofy already owns the Mavericks.
June 22nd
Actor Ralph Waite was born on June 22nd in 1929. He played John-Man, John-Boy’s daddy, on "The Waltons." He ran for Congress but, fortunately, he lost. So he can maintain his self respect.
- And Grandpa Walton won’t have to roll over in his mountain.
Singer-composer-actor Kris Kristofferson was born on June 22nd in 1936. Today he's a year older and three years uglier.
- When Kris, Johnny, Waylon, and Willie got together, there was enough ugly to pass Osama bin Ladin on the ugly meter.
Bank robber John Dillinger was born on June 22nd in 1903. Like Dillinger, a lot of people get an urge to steal. Some of them end up in prison and some of them end up in politics.
On June 22nd in 1870, convinced that there should be a Department of Justice to investigate things, the U.S. Congress created the Department of Justice to investigate why there was no Department of Justice. After a thorough investigation, the Department of Justice determined there was a Department of Justice, so Congress decided to forget the whole thing and vote itself a pay raise instead.
Love & Learn
Proactive Approach to Bullying Allows Victims to Stand Tall - This proactive approach is a departure from that at most other schools, where punishment - ranging from detention to expulsion - often is a major component of the response to a bullying problem. Experts argue that disciplinary measures are not enough.
Financial Update - Frustrated with U.S. embryonic stem cell research policy, top government scientist moves to private sector.
TV Closeup: Louis C.K. - Stand-up comedian-actor-director-filmmaker Louis C.K. plays Louis, a part-time auto mechanic, in the TV sitcom “Lucky Louie.”
Energy Crisis: Too Pooped to Pop - Today's hectic lifestyles with the stresses of job and home, eating on the run, and lack of healthy exercise drain our energy faster than a Hummer gobbles gas. Here's what to do about it.
Wrong Numbers
You know you're having a bad day when you get a collect call from a wrong number
Did you ever wonder why wrong numbers are never busy?
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