Potty Mouth President
Big News
Brits and Canadians are now referring to the U.S. president as PM George W. Bush. Except in this case, instead of Prime Minister, "PM" stands for "Potty Mouth."
Batman and Superman, Wonder Woman, Supergirl and a half dozen other superheroes will star on new postage stamps being released Thursday. Shazam! Captain Marvel didn't make it. Probably the red tights and yellow shoes.
- Lemon shoes are so out this season.
Moon Day
On July 20th in 1969 astronaut Neil Armstrong became the first man to set foot on the moon. Then, almost immediately, he became the first man to set two feet on the moon.
- The first foot was a giant step for mankind; but nobody paid much attention to the second foot.
Actually, you hate to even bring it up because, these days, when you say "Moon Day," people immediately start unbuckling their belts.
On July 20th in 1960 two Russian cosmodogs returned to Earth, the first living creatures ever to return from outer space. The dogs indicated it was a great trip, but next time they'd like to stick their heads out the window.
On July 20th in 1986 a 99-year-old man climbed Mount Fuji. Unconfirmed reports say he was just trying to get away from Willard Scott.
Love & Learn
Dear Doug: Senior Advice - Without humor, the joke's on you.
The NASCAR Magnet - The big news this week is not Danica Patrick.
Films in Focus: New & Recent Releases - Quick reviews and rating of newly released films: You, Me and Dupree, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, The Devil Wears Prada, Superman Returns, Waist Deep, Click, Nacho Libre, Cars, A Prairie Home Companion, The Breakup.
Parent Care - Now is the time to address long-term care needs.
Forecast:
Tonight there's a 20 percent chance you will dream the world is a pizza oven, and you're an anchovie.
Brits and Canadians are now referring to the U.S. president as PM George W. Bush. Except in this case, instead of Prime Minister, "PM" stands for "Potty Mouth."
Batman and Superman, Wonder Woman, Supergirl and a half dozen other superheroes will star on new postage stamps being released Thursday. Shazam! Captain Marvel didn't make it. Probably the red tights and yellow shoes.
- Lemon shoes are so out this season.
Moon Day
On July 20th in 1969 astronaut Neil Armstrong became the first man to set foot on the moon. Then, almost immediately, he became the first man to set two feet on the moon.
- The first foot was a giant step for mankind; but nobody paid much attention to the second foot.
Actually, you hate to even bring it up because, these days, when you say "Moon Day," people immediately start unbuckling their belts.
On July 20th in 1960 two Russian cosmodogs returned to Earth, the first living creatures ever to return from outer space. The dogs indicated it was a great trip, but next time they'd like to stick their heads out the window.
On July 20th in 1986 a 99-year-old man climbed Mount Fuji. Unconfirmed reports say he was just trying to get away from Willard Scott.
Love & Learn
Dear Doug: Senior Advice - Without humor, the joke's on you.
The NASCAR Magnet - The big news this week is not Danica Patrick.
Films in Focus: New & Recent Releases - Quick reviews and rating of newly released films: You, Me and Dupree, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, The Devil Wears Prada, Superman Returns, Waist Deep, Click, Nacho Libre, Cars, A Prairie Home Companion, The Breakup.
Parent Care - Now is the time to address long-term care needs.
Forecast:
Tonight there's a 20 percent chance you will dream the world is a pizza oven, and you're an anchovie.
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