Neanderthals, Pirates & Robin Williams
Big News
President Bush addressed the NAACP convention Thursday. Everything went well. He didn't try any potty mouth rap.
U.S. and German scientists Thursday launched a project to decipher the genetic code of the Neanderthal, a feat they hope will help show how modern humans' brains evolved. If they succeed, they may try it on Republicans.
July 21st
On July 21st in 1718 Blackbeard the Pirate was shot five times, stabbed 20 times, and decapitated. Well, it just ruined his whole day.
On July 21st in 1861 the Union Army was routed at the Battle of Bull Run. How about that? I always thought Bull Run was the place where congressmen jog.
Napoleon took Cairo in the Battle of the Pyramids on July 21st in 1798. At first, Napoleon wanted to ship the Pyramids to France, but he changed his mind when he found out that even the lowest bidder, Mediterranean Express, charged two francs an ounce.
Comic Robin Williams was born in Chicago on July 21st in 1952. If you want to wish Robin a happy birthday, give him a call. His number is 555-NahNoo-NahNoo.
- To prove he is becoming more serious about life, Robin will mail his birthday cake and ice cream to Ethiopia.
Love & Learn
Dear Doug: Senior Advice - Without humor, the joke's on you.
Films in Focus: New & Recent Releases - Quick reviews and rating of newly released films: You, Me and Dupree, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, The Devil Wears Prada, Superman Returns, Waist Deep, Click, Nacho Libre, Cars, A Prairie Home Companion, The Breakup.
Shallow Thoughts
In weather this hot, wouldn't it be nice if you could shed your skin, like snakes and lawyers do?
Human beings are funny, but for real laughs, you still can't beat a good boss.
President Bush addressed the NAACP convention Thursday. Everything went well. He didn't try any potty mouth rap.
U.S. and German scientists Thursday launched a project to decipher the genetic code of the Neanderthal, a feat they hope will help show how modern humans' brains evolved. If they succeed, they may try it on Republicans.
July 21st
On July 21st in 1718 Blackbeard the Pirate was shot five times, stabbed 20 times, and decapitated. Well, it just ruined his whole day.
On July 21st in 1861 the Union Army was routed at the Battle of Bull Run. How about that? I always thought Bull Run was the place where congressmen jog.
Napoleon took Cairo in the Battle of the Pyramids on July 21st in 1798. At first, Napoleon wanted to ship the Pyramids to France, but he changed his mind when he found out that even the lowest bidder, Mediterranean Express, charged two francs an ounce.
Comic Robin Williams was born in Chicago on July 21st in 1952. If you want to wish Robin a happy birthday, give him a call. His number is 555-NahNoo-NahNoo.
- To prove he is becoming more serious about life, Robin will mail his birthday cake and ice cream to Ethiopia.
Love & Learn
Dear Doug: Senior Advice - Without humor, the joke's on you.
Films in Focus: New & Recent Releases - Quick reviews and rating of newly released films: You, Me and Dupree, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, The Devil Wears Prada, Superman Returns, Waist Deep, Click, Nacho Libre, Cars, A Prairie Home Companion, The Breakup.
Shallow Thoughts
In weather this hot, wouldn't it be nice if you could shed your skin, like snakes and lawyers do?
Human beings are funny, but for real laughs, you still can't beat a good boss.
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