Thursday, June 01, 2006

Four of Five Winos Know

Big News

Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has agreed to send the California National Guard to the Mexican border, ending a 17-day standoff with the Bush administration. A Schwarzenegger spokesman says, however, this does not mean Dick Cheney gets the lead in Terminator 4.

June 2nd

On June 2nd in 1953 Queen Elizabeth the 2nd was crowned in Westminster Abbey. And we finally found the answer to what royal trivia buffs have been wondering ever since: The crown is dishwasher safe.

June is Fireworks Safety Month, the time to decide if you’d rather lose your fingers, your sight, or your hearing.
- And remember, though a cherry bomb might add flavor to your chocolate sundae, it may also blow out your taste buds, your tongue, and your tonsils.
- No doubt affecting the enjoyment of the rest of your sundae.

The Marquis de Sade was born in Paris on June 2nd in 1740. As a child, de Sade got his kicks by pulling the legs off spiders and his grandmother.
- He grew up to be a real pain.

The Great American Beer Festival is this week. It's a big celebration to show that American beer is just as good as imported beer. Which is now a proven fact supported by four out of five American winos.

Love & Learn

Inside People: Adoption - One child follows a broken road to happiness.

Jamie Cullum: Connecting with the Crowds - It's hard to imagine two music venues more different than the open-air Coachella festival in Indio, Calif., and New York's historic Oak Room at the Algonquin Hotel, but Jamie Cullum has won over audiences at both.

TV Closeup: Anthony Bourdain - Anthony Bourdain is author of the best-selling “Kitchen Confidential,” and a new book, “A Cook’s Tour."

Aging Lifestyles - Skin cancer sneaks up on old and young alike.

Shallow Thoughts

Joining a health club costs so much it can make you sick.

I tuned in the talk station. Everybody was griping. They should call it squawk radio.

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