Exciting New Indy 500 Ideas
Happy Memorial Day Weekend, everyone.
Don't forget to honor the memory of our fallen heroes by saving a bundle in every department of every store in town.
The Indy 500 is exciting ... engines roaring ... tires screeching ... it's like 4:00 p.m. at a high school parking lot.
I went to the Indy 500 one year. But nobody got maimed, so I haven't been back.
The Indy 500 would be more exciting if half the cars raced clockwise and the other half counter-clockwise.
- Add a few potholes to the track.
- Four or five hundred armadillos.
- Maybe a school zone and a couple of 18-wheelers...
- And a little old lady creeping along in an '87 Corolla.
Indy 500 Fun-Liners
Friday is Drugstore Cowboy Day at HaBlog
Actor James Arness, Sheriff Matt Dillon on "Gunsmoke," was born on May 26 in 1923. He’s been kind of lonely since Miss Kitty went on ahead to that great saloon in the sky.
- Which brings up the question: Do you think they have hair-coloring in heaven?
- Why don't they ever talk about interesting stuff like that on Christian talk radio?
Actor John Wayne was born on May 26 in 1907. The Duke made a great cowboy. His motto was, "Shoot first, then let somebody else ask questions while you get the girl."
The Big Cowboy Poetry Gathering is this weekend in Medora, North Dakota. In the old days cowboys just rode the range and punched cows and walked funny. Today's cowboys write poetry and paint expensive pictures and walk funny.
Love & Learn
Parent Care - Don't delay in learning about VA benefits.
FYI Travel - Fun places to go, exciting things to do. Online contacts and 800 numbers. New every week.
It's All About Me - Author Jean Twenge finds a confident, materialistic, assertive, narcissistic group of young Americans.
TV Closeup: Miley Cyrus - Miley Cyrus, the daughter of country singer Billy Ray Cyrus, stars in the Disney television series, “Hannah Montana.”
Shallow Thoughts
With so many firey crashes at Indy, if I was driving, I'd want my airbag full of water and my shorts full of Solarcaine.
Some day I'll retire from all this and write a book about all the fantastic things that have happened to me. Then, the next day I'll go shopping.
Don't forget to honor the memory of our fallen heroes by saving a bundle in every department of every store in town.
The Indy 500 is exciting ... engines roaring ... tires screeching ... it's like 4:00 p.m. at a high school parking lot.
I went to the Indy 500 one year. But nobody got maimed, so I haven't been back.
The Indy 500 would be more exciting if half the cars raced clockwise and the other half counter-clockwise.
- Add a few potholes to the track.
- Four or five hundred armadillos.
- Maybe a school zone and a couple of 18-wheelers...
- And a little old lady creeping along in an '87 Corolla.
Indy 500 Fun-Liners
Friday is Drugstore Cowboy Day at HaBlog
Actor James Arness, Sheriff Matt Dillon on "Gunsmoke," was born on May 26 in 1923. He’s been kind of lonely since Miss Kitty went on ahead to that great saloon in the sky.
- Which brings up the question: Do you think they have hair-coloring in heaven?
- Why don't they ever talk about interesting stuff like that on Christian talk radio?
Actor John Wayne was born on May 26 in 1907. The Duke made a great cowboy. His motto was, "Shoot first, then let somebody else ask questions while you get the girl."
The Big Cowboy Poetry Gathering is this weekend in Medora, North Dakota. In the old days cowboys just rode the range and punched cows and walked funny. Today's cowboys write poetry and paint expensive pictures and walk funny.
Love & Learn
Parent Care - Don't delay in learning about VA benefits.
FYI Travel - Fun places to go, exciting things to do. Online contacts and 800 numbers. New every week.
It's All About Me - Author Jean Twenge finds a confident, materialistic, assertive, narcissistic group of young Americans.
TV Closeup: Miley Cyrus - Miley Cyrus, the daughter of country singer Billy Ray Cyrus, stars in the Disney television series, “Hannah Montana.”
Shallow Thoughts
With so many firey crashes at Indy, if I was driving, I'd want my airbag full of water and my shorts full of Solarcaine.
Some day I'll retire from all this and write a book about all the fantastic things that have happened to me. Then, the next day I'll go shopping.
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