Revenge of the Creature
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Fifteen hundred U.S. troops in Kuwait and headed to Iraq. This is to replace the group that just went AWOL to DisneyWorld.
- "Hey, soldier, where you going with that Humvee?"
- "I'm going to DisneyWorld ... SIR!"
- We've seen this before. We keep sending in troops and pretty soon we'll have a war on our hands.
A new study says Canadians are healthier than Americans. But that was before the mad moose flu began to mutate.
May 31st in History
Actor Clint Eastwood was born on May 31st in 1930. In his new Dirty Harry movie, Dirty Harry has to come out of retirement to supplement his Social Security by blowing people away part time.
- He does okay because he gets a senior bullet discount through the NRAARP.
Clint hasn't changed much at all, except maybe when he's outdoors in the wind and what's left of his hair acts a little senile.
Clint's first movie was "Revenge of the Creature," followed by "Francis Joins the Navy." Then Universal fired Clint because his Adam's apple stuck out too far. That makes about as much sense as firing Superman because he had a run in his leotards.
The first wedding in an airplane was performed over Houston on May 31st in 1919. The bride was beautiful in her white gown, her white veil, her white parachute....
- The bridal bouquet was caught by a duck.
Love & Learn
To Be Equal - Making the move from good to great.
The Dark Side of Light - An increasing number of studies are linking nighttime light exposure to a greater risk of cancer, most notably among women who work at night.
Decor Score - Variety is always the spice of decorating.
TV Preview:
This week's CSI team is called to a wedding reception after the bride catches the groom fooling around with the maid of honor and drowns them both in the punch bowl.
Shallow Thoughts
One thing about a cat, if you treat him nice, he'll be your friend for .. seven or eight minutes.
With cable, you can see every TV series ever made -- and understand why they were canceled.
Fifteen hundred U.S. troops in Kuwait and headed to Iraq. This is to replace the group that just went AWOL to DisneyWorld.
- "Hey, soldier, where you going with that Humvee?"
- "I'm going to DisneyWorld ... SIR!"
- We've seen this before. We keep sending in troops and pretty soon we'll have a war on our hands.
A new study says Canadians are healthier than Americans. But that was before the mad moose flu began to mutate.
May 31st in History
Actor Clint Eastwood was born on May 31st in 1930. In his new Dirty Harry movie, Dirty Harry has to come out of retirement to supplement his Social Security by blowing people away part time.
- He does okay because he gets a senior bullet discount through the NRAARP.
Clint hasn't changed much at all, except maybe when he's outdoors in the wind and what's left of his hair acts a little senile.
Clint's first movie was "Revenge of the Creature," followed by "Francis Joins the Navy." Then Universal fired Clint because his Adam's apple stuck out too far. That makes about as much sense as firing Superman because he had a run in his leotards.
The first wedding in an airplane was performed over Houston on May 31st in 1919. The bride was beautiful in her white gown, her white veil, her white parachute....
- The bridal bouquet was caught by a duck.
Love & Learn
To Be Equal - Making the move from good to great.
The Dark Side of Light - An increasing number of studies are linking nighttime light exposure to a greater risk of cancer, most notably among women who work at night.
Decor Score - Variety is always the spice of decorating.
TV Preview:
This week's CSI team is called to a wedding reception after the bride catches the groom fooling around with the maid of honor and drowns them both in the punch bowl.
Shallow Thoughts
One thing about a cat, if you treat him nice, he'll be your friend for .. seven or eight minutes.
With cable, you can see every TV series ever made -- and understand why they were canceled.
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