Airbags for Armadillos!
Big News
Texas is close to raising the speed limit on two of its major highways to 80 miles an hour. Apparently, in Texas, the armadillos are getting faster.
- If the Texas speed limit jumps to 80, the SPCA will demand all armadillos have airbags.
Thrilling Thursday
Thursday is International Museum Day. It's also Visit Your Relative Day, so you can kill two birds with one stone by going to a museum and visiting your mummy.
On May 18th in 1982 in Australia 19 men rode the same motorcycle at the same time. I hope they were wearing helmets. And their insurance covered mental illness.
In Gloucestershire, England, on May 18th in 1830, Edwin Budding began manufacturing the world's first lawn mowers. Thus, man soon discovered that he not only could have an attractive lawn but also could survive with less than five toes per foot.
Graduation Fun-Liners
Perry Como was born in Canonsburg, Pennsylvania, on May 18th in 1913. In the highly competitive recording industry, Perry's career defied tradition. He combined a good voice with pleasant songs and became a success anyway.
Love & Learn
The Girls' Hot List for Summer Fashion - Summer is almost here and you've probably been dreaming of beaches and bumming around. Taking life easy, including your fashion life. Well, don't work up a sweat. Give yourself a break and take a few tips from this list. You'll be ready for the summer weather in a hot flash.
Today’s Soap Opera Update:
On "Wisteria Hospital," the jury returns a verdict in the case of Nurse Grunt’s improper wheelie popping on the morgue’s gurneys.
Childish Memory:
I had a make-believe friend when I was a kid. He'd make me so mad I'd kick his make-believe butt.
Texas is close to raising the speed limit on two of its major highways to 80 miles an hour. Apparently, in Texas, the armadillos are getting faster.
- If the Texas speed limit jumps to 80, the SPCA will demand all armadillos have airbags.
Thrilling Thursday
Thursday is International Museum Day. It's also Visit Your Relative Day, so you can kill two birds with one stone by going to a museum and visiting your mummy.
On May 18th in 1982 in Australia 19 men rode the same motorcycle at the same time. I hope they were wearing helmets. And their insurance covered mental illness.
In Gloucestershire, England, on May 18th in 1830, Edwin Budding began manufacturing the world's first lawn mowers. Thus, man soon discovered that he not only could have an attractive lawn but also could survive with less than five toes per foot.
Graduation Fun-Liners
Perry Como was born in Canonsburg, Pennsylvania, on May 18th in 1913. In the highly competitive recording industry, Perry's career defied tradition. He combined a good voice with pleasant songs and became a success anyway.
Love & Learn
The Girls' Hot List for Summer Fashion - Summer is almost here and you've probably been dreaming of beaches and bumming around. Taking life easy, including your fashion life. Well, don't work up a sweat. Give yourself a break and take a few tips from this list. You'll be ready for the summer weather in a hot flash.
Today’s Soap Opera Update:
On "Wisteria Hospital," the jury returns a verdict in the case of Nurse Grunt’s improper wheelie popping on the morgue’s gurneys.
Childish Memory:
I had a make-believe friend when I was a kid. He'd make me so mad I'd kick his make-believe butt.
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