Revenge & Turtle Trivia
Big News
Al Queda vows to avenge al-Zarqawi's death. We kill their guys, then they kill our guys, then we kill their guys, then they kill our guys. It's the way humans solve problems. It's called staying the course.
- Maybe it's time somebody started thinking outside the course.
- Maybe instead of tough leaders, we should try smart ones.
Turtles & Stuff
The annual Turtle Watch is this week at Jensen Beach, Florida, as residents watch the Green Sea Turtles lay their eggs. Apparently, there's not much to do in Jensen Beach.
- These folks should read my blog. I lay an egg almost every day.
Today's exciting Turtle Trivia Question:
Everybody knows turtles live longer than men. To what do turtles owe their longevity?
Turtles owe their longevity to proper diet and plenty of exercise. They don't eat meat and they go swimming every day.
You almost never see a turtle jogging.
And very few turtles smoke cigarettes.
On June 13th in 1925 Charles Jenkins invented a process to transmit pictures of moving objects. He called it "radio vision," never dreaming that his invention some day would allow society to lay around all weekend and watch millionaires spit.
Alexander the Great died on June 13th in 323 B.C. After conquering Greece, Persia, Tryre, Gaza, and Egypt, Alexander died of exhaustion at age 33. Then, we can assume, he learned to relax.
- It's amazing how death has a way of changing a guy's lifestyle.
Love & Learn
Team Dating: The More, the Merrier - The tenet of the TeamDating concept: Why go out with one person when you can go out with several?
Nature Newswatch - Find another of God's fascinating creatures each week. Great things to look for on family pinics, field trips and outings.
The Brassage - A new bra designed with breast health in mind.
One Happy Hippy - Born in 1975, KT Tunstall missed out altogether on the 1960s, but no matter. The fast-rising Scottish singer-songwriter - who has won favorable comparisons with everyone from Fiona Apple and Dido to Norah and Rickie Lee Jones - is unmistakably a child of that heady decade in spirit, and proud of it.
Today's Horoscope
Aries: Sweat is highlighted. Be sure to use a man's antiperspirant, and don't raise your hands even if you're sure.
Dear Old Dad
My son wants 50 percent of my Father's Day gifts. He says, if it wasn't for him, I wouldn't even be a father.
Al Queda vows to avenge al-Zarqawi's death. We kill their guys, then they kill our guys, then we kill their guys, then they kill our guys. It's the way humans solve problems. It's called staying the course.
- Maybe it's time somebody started thinking outside the course.
- Maybe instead of tough leaders, we should try smart ones.
Turtles & Stuff
The annual Turtle Watch is this week at Jensen Beach, Florida, as residents watch the Green Sea Turtles lay their eggs. Apparently, there's not much to do in Jensen Beach.
- These folks should read my blog. I lay an egg almost every day.
Today's exciting Turtle Trivia Question:
Everybody knows turtles live longer than men. To what do turtles owe their longevity?
Turtles owe their longevity to proper diet and plenty of exercise. They don't eat meat and they go swimming every day.
You almost never see a turtle jogging.
And very few turtles smoke cigarettes.
On June 13th in 1925 Charles Jenkins invented a process to transmit pictures of moving objects. He called it "radio vision," never dreaming that his invention some day would allow society to lay around all weekend and watch millionaires spit.
Alexander the Great died on June 13th in 323 B.C. After conquering Greece, Persia, Tryre, Gaza, and Egypt, Alexander died of exhaustion at age 33. Then, we can assume, he learned to relax.
- It's amazing how death has a way of changing a guy's lifestyle.
Love & Learn
Team Dating: The More, the Merrier - The tenet of the TeamDating concept: Why go out with one person when you can go out with several?
Nature Newswatch - Find another of God's fascinating creatures each week. Great things to look for on family pinics, field trips and outings.
The Brassage - A new bra designed with breast health in mind.
One Happy Hippy - Born in 1975, KT Tunstall missed out altogether on the 1960s, but no matter. The fast-rising Scottish singer-songwriter - who has won favorable comparisons with everyone from Fiona Apple and Dido to Norah and Rickie Lee Jones - is unmistakably a child of that heady decade in spirit, and proud of it.
Today's Horoscope
Aries: Sweat is highlighted. Be sure to use a man's antiperspirant, and don't raise your hands even if you're sure.
Dear Old Dad
My son wants 50 percent of my Father's Day gifts. He says, if it wasn't for him, I wouldn't even be a father.
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