Hug a Welder, but Be Careful!
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Filming on the fourth episode of "Jurassic Park" will start soon. I predict this movie will win a bunch of awards. It's a story about gay dinosaurs. (Toms Lake Humor Company)
CBS Radio has sued Howard Stern, claiming its former shock jock breached his contract with them when he moved to satellite radio. Fortunately, CBS couldn't broadcast Stern's response.
Thrilling Thursday
Thursday is Dr. Seuss Day. Theodor Seuss Geisel was born on March 2nd a long time ago in Springfield, Massachusetts. Theodor Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, would say. "Children want the same things we want. To laugh, to be challenged, to be entertained and delighted."
The first U.S. school for the blind was founded on March 2nd in 1829. And today that school is still there, turning out some of the nation's finest umpires.
The only person ever elected governor of two states was born in Virginia on March 2nd in 1793. Though elected governor of both Tennessee and Texas, Sam Houston did not serve a full term in either state. That's the way it is in politics: you stay so busy running for office, you never have time to serve.
March is National Welding Month, so be sure to take the time to stop and hug a welder. Just make sure his torch is pointed the other direction.
- Talk about hot flashes!
Bob Blackmore set a world lemon-eating record in Lexington, Kentucky, on this day in 1977. He ate three lemons, including skin and seeds, in 34 seconds. Then, puckering uncontrollably, he swallowed his lips.
Love & Learn
Cleaning Home Treasures - Basic materials and methods for cleaning home classics.
Now, today's winter safety tip.
Never throw snowballs a passing motorcycle gang.
Et al.
The hostess said, "Do you prefer smoking or non-smoking?" And I said, "I don't really care as long as it's well done."
Filming on the fourth episode of "Jurassic Park" will start soon. I predict this movie will win a bunch of awards. It's a story about gay dinosaurs. (Toms Lake Humor Company)
CBS Radio has sued Howard Stern, claiming its former shock jock breached his contract with them when he moved to satellite radio. Fortunately, CBS couldn't broadcast Stern's response.
Thrilling Thursday
Thursday is Dr. Seuss Day. Theodor Seuss Geisel was born on March 2nd a long time ago in Springfield, Massachusetts. Theodor Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, would say. "Children want the same things we want. To laugh, to be challenged, to be entertained and delighted."
The first U.S. school for the blind was founded on March 2nd in 1829. And today that school is still there, turning out some of the nation's finest umpires.
The only person ever elected governor of two states was born in Virginia on March 2nd in 1793. Though elected governor of both Tennessee and Texas, Sam Houston did not serve a full term in either state. That's the way it is in politics: you stay so busy running for office, you never have time to serve.
March is National Welding Month, so be sure to take the time to stop and hug a welder. Just make sure his torch is pointed the other direction.
- Talk about hot flashes!
Bob Blackmore set a world lemon-eating record in Lexington, Kentucky, on this day in 1977. He ate three lemons, including skin and seeds, in 34 seconds. Then, puckering uncontrollably, he swallowed his lips.
Love & Learn
Cleaning Home Treasures - Basic materials and methods for cleaning home classics.
Now, today's winter safety tip.
Never throw snowballs a passing motorcycle gang.
Et al.
The hostess said, "Do you prefer smoking or non-smoking?" And I said, "I don't really care as long as it's well done."
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