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Santa brought President Bush a book entitled, How to Make the Right Decisions. But the President can't decide whether to read it or not.
The Christmas break is good for Congress. Everybody needs a few days to catch their breath and forget their campaign promises.
The Roman Empire had only a Senate. With both a House and Senate, we can decline and fall twice as fast.
Marvelous Monday
Monday is National Whiners' Day, a day dedicated to people who return Christmas gifts.
Kwanzaa, a week-long American black family observance, begins Monday. "Kwanzaa" means "first fruit" in Swahili.
Hanukah begins Monday, the 8-day Jewish Feast of Lights commemorating victory of the Maccabees over the Syrians in 165 B.C.
Monday is the Day of the Wren on the Dingle Peninsula, when masked revelers go from door to door asking for money. It's a little like Halloween, only more hygienic because money doesn't rot your teeth.
- It's easy to find the Dingle Peninsula. Just turn right at Dengle Bay.
- Dingle residents are called Dingle-lings.
Love & Learn
Kwanzaa: Celebrate, Meditate, Recommit - Kwanzaa is an African American celebration that started in California in 1966 and continues to grow each year. This year millions will participate.
Thoughts While Chewing a Pecan Log
Well, Christmas is over. That takes care of peace on earth for another year.
Next year I think I'll concentrate more on filling my heart with joy instead of my stomach with food.
The big question is, now that we have peace on earth and goodwill toward men, can Republicans and Democrats agree on anything?
Sometimes politicians get too smart for their own good. However, right now I can't think of a single one in office who's in any danger.
I always try to give the perfect gift. So I sent Osama bin Laden a fruitcake.
Santa brought President Bush a book entitled, How to Make the Right Decisions. But the President can't decide whether to read it or not.
The Christmas break is good for Congress. Everybody needs a few days to catch their breath and forget their campaign promises.
The Roman Empire had only a Senate. With both a House and Senate, we can decline and fall twice as fast.
Marvelous Monday
Monday is National Whiners' Day, a day dedicated to people who return Christmas gifts.
Kwanzaa, a week-long American black family observance, begins Monday. "Kwanzaa" means "first fruit" in Swahili.
Hanukah begins Monday, the 8-day Jewish Feast of Lights commemorating victory of the Maccabees over the Syrians in 165 B.C.
Monday is the Day of the Wren on the Dingle Peninsula, when masked revelers go from door to door asking for money. It's a little like Halloween, only more hygienic because money doesn't rot your teeth.
- It's easy to find the Dingle Peninsula. Just turn right at Dengle Bay.
- Dingle residents are called Dingle-lings.
Love & Learn
Kwanzaa: Celebrate, Meditate, Recommit - Kwanzaa is an African American celebration that started in California in 1966 and continues to grow each year. This year millions will participate.
Thoughts While Chewing a Pecan Log
Well, Christmas is over. That takes care of peace on earth for another year.
Next year I think I'll concentrate more on filling my heart with joy instead of my stomach with food.
The big question is, now that we have peace on earth and goodwill toward men, can Republicans and Democrats agree on anything?
Sometimes politicians get too smart for their own good. However, right now I can't think of a single one in office who's in any danger.
I always try to give the perfect gift. So I sent Osama bin Laden a fruitcake.
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