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History is Fun

On this day in 1929 the U.S. Treasury Department ordered customs agents to stop "hip slapping" people suspected of bringing flasks of liquor into the country. Which, of course, took all the fun out of being a customs agent.
- Some agents missed hip slapping so much, they got together on weekends and formed the National Football League.

Getting a Promotion or New Job With the Company Takes Preparation

You often have a steeper path to climb when trying to move up inhouse. Hiring managers expect you to know more about the business and the people in it.

A Lesson in Poverty - The Farm Story

One day the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country. He wanted to show his son how poor people live. What the child learned left the father speechless.

Parenting Wisdom

The first thing a man does when he becomes a father is to change his mind about what he always thought he'd do when he became a father.

Today's Weather:

There's a chance of showers today, so you bald guys, don't forget your Rain-X.
- They say the water just beads up and runs right off.
- To play it safe, though, you might want to try just a dab on a less-prominent part of your scalp.

Now, Today's Llama Morale Tip:

Never run your llama through a car wash. Llamas just hate detergent.

Today's Cheap Political Shots:

Supreme Court nominee Harriet Miers has no judicial experience. She ran the Texas Lottery for five years. From a Republican perspective, she deserves to finally hit the jackpot.

But at least she was never president of the Arabian Horse Association. (Comedy Ointment)

Tomorrow we'll debut the controversial new song by Little Leroy & The Liberals entitled, "Come On Baby, Light My Flag!"

Someday, we'll all look back on this -- and barf!