Happy Woolly Bear Caterpillar Reading Day!

Don't you love quotes?

Who said it? "If you want peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies."
- Moshe Dayan

Who said it? "There are no atheists in foxholes -- darn few Repubicans either."
- I did.

To Learn, To Love:

One thing we all need to learn is How to Heal a Broken Heart
- Acute grief is caused by immediate loss or tragedy. It creates pain in the body and mind. It leaves raw emotions exposed. HaLife can help begin the healing process.

Today's worst one-liner:

Another TV series that just might make it on cable: television's first satanic sit-com -- "I Love Lucifer."

Former FEMA director Michael Brown on Tuesday blamed others for most government failures in responding to Hurricane Katrina. Obviously, Brown is preparing for a new career in politics.
- He just might be presidential material. (From Laughs Today)

I have this recurring nightmare: Jerry Jones buys Arkansas, Bill Clinton goes back and is crowned king, and Barry Switzer commands the militia.They build this big ugly concrete wall right through the middle of Texarkana...

Are all journalists cynics?
Yeah, I think so.
And comedy writers for sure.

But I like to look on the bright side. Suppose the automobile had never been invented and everybody still had to ride a horse. Just think how bad that freeway from Houston to Dallas would smell right now.

Long-Range Weather

Wednesday is Woolly Bear Caterpillar Reading Day, the best day of the year to read your woolly bear caterpillar. If his fur is blonde, we'll have a mild winter. If it's black, we'll have a long, cold winter. If he's wearing earmuffs -- you might want to fly south.